Silicone Mini Oscillator
I try, pretty hard, to find the good in every sex toy I review. I try, really, really hard, not to be snarky about things. I try, really, really, really hard not to be a material or price snob. And so I ordered the Silicone Mini Osciallator, figuring it deserved a shot. After all, it could be as good as the Eroscillator, right? Oh boy. I really have… I have no words for this one, guys. It may be the worst toy I’ve ever tried. Let’s start out with the basics. The Silicone...
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Like all the toys in the Tantus Alumina line, the Motion is beatutiful; crafted of anodized aluminum in a shiny shade of purple with almost a blue-ish hue to it when you turn it in the light. It comes in a gorgeous black box with a foam insert that perfectly fits the toy and works really well for storage. It’s dual ended, 8.75 inches in length with a maximum diameter of 1.25 inches. It has a silicone ring in the center to cushion the two separate ends, which can be unscrewed and put...
Read MoreIdeal? Meh.
So it’s a definite. I’m not a massager type of gal. I’ve tried many; from the Hitachi to the Fairy wand, from those purchased at Walmart to adult stores. Each and every one of them is just too strong for me. So strong, in fact, that they make me feel numb in a painful way and, hence, make me want to toss them out the window. Just because I don’t like them, however, doesn’t mean they aren’t great sex toys. I can fully understand why many women love them....
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