Cake Glow-rious Glistening Body Lotion and Hi-Light Luminous Body Lotion At some point I tried a product by Cake Beauty and realized…. Damn… Now I have to try them all. And so the quest began. My latest two trials have been the shimmering body lotions Cake offers; Glow-rious and Hi-light. Both are indulgent lotions with
Cake Desserted Island Brown Sugar Scrub
I’m a huge body scrub addict. Sugar, salt, walnut, apricot kernel; if it’s scrubby I like it. I have to admit I generally make my own, though. It’s easy and it’s cheap and I have enough scented oils to make 27 gazillion pounds of the stuff and only ever buy the sugar or salt. But
Focus
When I talk, especially when I’m excited, I am very animated. In fact, candid pictures of me generally turn out awful; I am too in motion for the camera to catch. I often come across as hyper to people who know me online or who have only seen me in groups where I tend to
Form 3
I love Jimmyjane. I really do. From their candles and massage stones to the Form 6 and Little Chroma, I’ve delighted in reviewing everything I’ve tried from this amazing luxury toy company. Right up until I got the Form 3. Don’t get me wrong. It all ends well and it turns out that I like
Tidbits
Completely random thoughts with no redeeming value what so ever. I am such a bad blogger. I just don’t give a shit if you’re bored. I swear, I will try to be more exciting… later. Some time. Maybe. It always sort of amazes me when people actually notice things about other people. Not things folks
Suntouched Edible Candle
Massage candles come in all sorts of price ranges and, though you would think they would all be pretty much the same, experience has shown me this is not the case. All massage candles have a soy wax base. Soy wax melts at a lower temperature than paraffin or beeswax so it is ideal for this use.
Sweet Woods Massage Lotion
I’m having to bite my tongue really hard over this review. Mean, negative stuff just keeps wanting to come out and that is unfair. There are many, many good things about this massage lotion. To start, Sensuous Beauty puts all of their products in really nice jars with pretty labels. This – the Body Massage
Sweet Celebrations Box
I am beyond in love with this kit, the Sweet Celebrations Box, from Kama Sutra. I’ve tried everything in it before so it was nothing really new to me, other than some different scents and flavors, but the combination, along with the faux rose petals and the gorgeous packaging, just made it something really special.
Kama Sutra Massage Therapy Kit
Kama Sutra Massage oils are pretty damned awesome, probably some of the best I’ve tried. I received a full sized bottle not long ago and liked it enough that I wanted more, but was unsure which scents I’d like. Enter the Massage Therapy Kit, a nice sample package consisting of 2 oz bottles of each
Little Afterglow Sampler
I’ve reviewed Jimmyjane candles before; a couple of Embers and a couple of Afterglows. I still wanted this sampler pack simply because it was a chance to try many scents all at once, without the commitment of having to use up – or throw away if I don’t like it – a large candle. The
Nobessence Allure (or Turned G-spot)
One thing I love about ordering my Nobessence toys from EdenFantasys is that the wood you end up getting is always a surprise. This is the second time I’ve gotten a piece and had to ask Nobessence what, exactly, the wood time was though. The first time, with the Romp I got, Dawn from Toi
Lovemoiselle Ceramic Vibrators
I am addicted to ceramic sex toys. I’m okay with this addiction. Not only are they useful, but they look quite pretty and are at least as worthy of collecting as tea cups or state spoons, right? Right. So this is my collection of Lovemoiselle ceramic vibrators: The Doriane, Juliane and Cecile. Such pretty, feminine
Emigi
Ahhhh, the Emigi. Another new item from SinFive, created to be sexy, sensual and safe. This one is a kegel exerciser, one of those insertable devices you wear inside your vagina that makes exercising those pc muscles both easy and fun, almost automatic, with little effort on your part. Nice, right? Keeping the pussy in
Eve
I recently got the opportunity to review some of the new SinFive product line – as well as some of the pieces they’ve had around awhile but were seldom reviewed. I was, pretty much, pleased as punch because each item is really neat and different and, having reviewed soooo much already, new and different is
Flower Power
It seems like every time I try a new massage oil I go a little bit gaga. I can’t help it. I like massage oils, especially good ones. This time, however, I’m beyond gaga and am somewhere close to… mooning. Swooning. Calf-eyed love. Flower Power Teasing is the best massage oil I have ever tried.
Out of Sync
People are all spacey and smiley when they’re done playing or giggling and comparing bruises. My fantasies and needs run more toward a torture scene than “The Secretary”.
Lust Dust
Lust Dust… Yes, another sensual product. Another body powder/honey dust/lickable/edible thing. What can I say? I’m an addict. This time it’s Lust Dust, from Good Vibes. Lust Dust comes in two flavors – Honey Vanilla and Chocolate Strawberry. Since I’m not a fan of chocolate, I got the Honey Vanilla. It comes in a wee
Dai-Do #4
My fetish for metal continues to grow stronger. (Ok, not a true fetish, but I’m enthralled, to say the least.) This time, it’s the Dai-Do #4 that has me rapt. Google eyed. In love. I’m not normally a huge fan of texture and, as you can see, this is a highly textured sex toy. For some
Alumina Motion
Like all the toys in the Tantus Alumina line, the Motion is beatutiful; crafted of anodized aluminum in a shiny shade of purple with almost a blue-ish hue to it when you turn it in the light. It comes in a gorgeous black box with a foam insert that perfectly fits the toy and works
Tryst
The first time I tried a wood sex toy I was slightly disappointed. It was smallish, light weight and felt kind of hollow. And then I tried a Nobessence wood dildo and I have been singing Hallelujah ever since. Nobessence toys are NOT light weight. They do not feel hollow. They are not small. Instead,
So yeah, it’s “your body”. But are you sending a different message?
Ok I get: You didn’t want to be humped in a bar. The guy had the impression it was ok to hump you in a bar. You feel the need to bitch about it. I understand all of the above. What I don’t get: How it went from dancing to humping. What gave him the
Wickedly Sensual
I’m all about the massage, bath, body oils. We all know this. I say it incessantly. I’m also all about smelling sweet and om nom nom good. Edible smelling, fruity, sweet scents really do it for my guy and him being all sniffy, kissy, snuggly really does it for me. So I was on cloud
Dai-Do #5
I’ll admit it. I have a thing for metal toys. They’re just so gorgeous. And firm. And sleek. And gorgeous. The Dai-Do #5 is no exception. Crafted from anodized aluminum with a silicone band along the base, the #5 I got is a deeply bright red on the warmer side of the color spectrum. The
Pleasurists #83
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