The Fun Factory Gallan may not be a Knight in Shining Armor but it’s damned close.  I’d totally hook up with it if it came riding in on a white steed… For a bit of fun, anyhow.  I can’t say that I’d marry it and live happily ever after in the blue vibrator palace but,

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I want to rave on and on about the Jimmyjane Form 6.  I mean, it’s a luxury vibrator  whose design makes it the most nearly perfect sex toy I’ve ever seen or felt. Dual motors.  Dual shafts.  Five speeds, six modes.  No drop in power if you use both ends simultaneously.  Patterns that wave and

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A couple weeks ago I broke down and bought some toy cleaner.  Normally, I just use Dr. Bronners peppermint soap cuz it’s natural and it smells good and it’s, so far, been safe for all my toys.  But with the recent influx of ass toys into my life I decided it was time to try

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Glass.  Cold, heavy, thick and weighty in my hand.  Solid and stiff, slightly and perfectly curved with a thick, bulbous tip.  Beautiful and functional, a sunset helix winding it’s way inside a smooth textured shaft like old fashioned ribbon candy. Dildo or art? If it weren’t for the realistically formed, cock shaped head I would

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Betty Jo.  Betty Jo. I just don’t know what to think of you, Betty Jo. A silicone, rabbit-style cock ring.  A dual mini bullet system. A bit of good, a bit of bad… A bit of happy, a bit of sad. Let’s start with the silicone, rabbit-style cock ring. It’s silicone, so you can sterilize

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The Angel (or Angelo on the Fun Factory site) has been on my wishlist for a good, long time.  I thought I’d love it.  I’m a huge fan of Fun Factory toys and it was high time I had one of their mini vibes; when Babeland offered the Angel up for review I was all

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I’ve been itching to try something stainless steel for awhile.  And, yanno, everyone does the Njoy products – and I’d like to do one, too.  But I certainly wasn’t going to turn down the Phallix Stainless Steel Threaded Love Wand when I got the chance to review it. And I’m glad I didn’t.  Cuz it’s

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My love for the Lelo Nea knows no bounds. The relationship started out iffy.  I won this vibrator in a contest over on the Eden Fantasys forums.  (Have you checked out the forums over there?  They’re a very nifty tool if you have questions about toys, toy use and sexuality in general)  When it got

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Taylor recently got to try the Big-Ass Pussy from Pipedream for Eden Fantasys. Taylor’s wanted a “life sized” masturbator for awhile now so he was pretty excited when I said he was getting this one.  The Big-Ass Pussy, however, was afraid of him and his threats to “screw it down to his desk” if it

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We all know I have a serious thing for pink, right?  That’s not to say I like everything to be pink or that I like everything that is pink.  For instance, there is no pink room in my house (*sob*!) nor do I have a bunch of pink knick-knacks sitting around.  No pink bath towels

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I can’t rave enough about the Sensuous Soak Kit I received from Babeland. The minute it was offered for review I knew I’d use this more for Taylor than myself.  Giving him baths is one of my favorite services and, while we already have one of the Body Spa Vibrating Sponges that is included in

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Just finished a review of the Bad Ass G-Bullet for Eden Fantasys and wanted to, as usual, get some pictures of it for those who may be curious.  I apologize for the picture quality; my camera didn’t want to focus on the thing cuz of the texture so they’re a little blurry. The Bad Ass

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So who doesn’t want a  Fun Factory LayaSpot, right?  Ergonomicly shaped, elastomed, solid, multi-speed vibrations with three pulsation/escalation patters, small enough to nestle into the palm of your hand, discreet enough to leave out without questions, splash proof and it comes in the coolest colors, to boot. Here’s a video of review of the one I received from Vibrator.com.

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Taylor and I just reviewed the Fleshlight STU Jack Ass (from the Fleshjack line, geared toward penised individuals who prefer male booty though he’s not particular nor the least bit homophobic. An ass is an ass and this one looked and felt good) for EdenFantasys. Fleshlights have a reputation for being the creme de la

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Why, no!  It’s a dildo!  The Jollie dildo by Jollies LLC, to be exact. And while it may look a little odd it feels like a trip to heaven. If heaven has sex. Or dildos. Much like the Little Su I reviewed last month, the Jollie is meant to be humped and rocked against, not

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The Boss from Carrie Ann on Vimeo. The Boss is a Fun Factory vibrator made exclusively for Babeland.  It’s 8 3/4 inches long with a 1 3/5 inch diameter.  It comes in blue, purple or black silicone and runs on two AA batteries.  Vibrations are strong and deep but not over the top or numbing.

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When you first started masturbating did you hump the bed?  The pillow?  Did you lay on your belly, shove a hand between your legs and rub yourself against your own fingers to get off? Did you?  I did.  I still do sometimes. If you did…  or if you want to… the Little Su is going

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I wasn’t quite seduced by the Seduction but I certainly liked it well enough. :) The Seduction is another hard, plastic, traditional vibrator with a velvety finish and a lot of oomph for the cost.  Along with the oomph comes quite a bit of noise with this one, however, which is the main reason I

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I have a thing for Evolved products. How can you not have a thing for a sextoy that comes in it’s own industrial looking metal tin?  That is waterproof?  That is made out of body safe, phthalates free materials? You can’t, I tell you. Meet Desire, my newest Evolved product. Desire is a traditional vibrator,

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Aliciante » Blog Archive » Coisas Simples via bendmeover Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #22? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #24? Submit it here before Sunday

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Found via Art or Porn. Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #21? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #23? Submit it here before Sunday April 5th at 11:59pm

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You know how, sometimes, you see something and your eye keeps coming back to it?  Like a pair of shoes or a great deal on a camera chip on Ebay.  A perfect corset you can’t stop drooling over.  Angelina Jolie. That’s how it was with me and the Sugar Drop. I looked at it.  Looked

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I wanted to love this toy. It’s a ten and a half inch, ABS plastic, body safe vibrator with dual motors, a g-spot head, a bumpy textured head and sixteen possible sensation combinations.  It’s a really cool purple color and comes in a wickedly awesome metal storage tin. Unfortunately I don’t love it. It’s ok.

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The Lelo Liv is genuinely a spectacular and luxurious toy. Her features? Body safe, phthalate free silicone and plastic. Rechargeable LI-Ion battery charges in 2 hours and is good for 1 1/2 to 4 hours use. Indicator light lets you know when it’s on, how the charge is doing and when you push a button.

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…and everywhere I go, people know the part I’m playing. Paid for every dance, sellin’ each romance, every night some heart, betrayin’… Well, this Gigolo may not be betraying any hearts – or causing me to betray any hearts – but he’s sure got my attention! The Gigolo by Fun Factory is a large, girthy,

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