Oh Gallant Knight…
The Fun Factory Gallan may not be a Knight in Shining Armor but it’s damned close. I’d totally hook up with it if it came riding in on a white steed… For a bit of fun, anyhow. I can’t say that I’d marry it and live happily ever after in the blue vibrator palace but, yanno, I’d let it ravish me a time or two. I think we all know, by now, that I’m a huge fan of Fun Factory sex toys. The Gallan, like the other vibes I own from the G2 line, is thick, beefy, firm yet squishy...
Read MorePerfect Form
I want to rave on and on about the Jimmyjane Form 6. I mean, it’s a luxury vibrator whose design makes it the most nearly perfect sex toy I’ve ever seen or felt. Dual motors. Dual shafts. Five speeds, six modes. No drop in power if you use both ends simultaneously. Patterns that wave and pulse and throb between the two ends. It stimulates the clit, the entire vulva, no matter how you use it since the vibrations also travel thru the entire toy, making each inch of the velvety...
Read MoreBursting with all sorts of clean goodness
A couple weeks ago I broke down and bought some toy cleaner. Normally, I just use Dr. Bronners peppermint soap cuz it’s natural and it smells good and it’s, so far, been safe for all my toys. But with the recent influx of ass toys into my life I decided it was time to try something designed just for toys, something that was antibacterial. Lots of options there, from wipes to spray on cleaners to what I ended up with – Climax Bursts Anti-Bacterial toy cleaner – which is rather like a...
Read MoreArtful Masturbation
Glass. Cold, heavy, thick and weighty in my hand. Solid and stiff, slightly and perfectly curved with a thick, bulbous tip. Beautiful and functional, a sunset helix winding it’s way inside a smooth textured shaft like old fashioned ribbon candy. Dildo or art? If it weren’t for the realistically formed, cock shaped head I would definitely display this proudly as gorgeous glass art. Then again, if it weren’t for the realistically formed, cock shaped head I would not enjoy fucking...
Read MoreCockring? Not so much. Bullets? Very nice.
Betty Jo. Betty Jo. I just don’t know what to think of you, Betty Jo. A silicone, rabbit-style cock ring. A dual mini bullet system. A bit of good, a bit of bad… A bit of happy, a bit of sad. Let’s start with the silicone, rabbit-style cock ring. It’s silicone, so you can sterilize it and share it to your hearts content. But it’s bulky and huge and if your guy doesn’t have a substantial cock he’s going to lose a good bit of length in using this. Silicone is generally firm...
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