Silicone Mini Oscillator
I try, pretty hard, to find the good in every sex toy I review. I try, really, really hard, not to be snarky about things. I try, really, really, really hard not to be a material or price snob. And so I ordered the Silicone Mini Osciallator, figuring it deserved a shot. After all, it could be as good as the Eroscillator, right? Oh boy. I really have… I have no words for this one, guys. It may be the worst toy I’ve ever tried. Let’s start out with the basics. The Silicone...
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I love Jimmyjane. I really do. From their candles and massage stones to the Form 6 and Little Chroma, I’ve delighted in reviewing everything I’ve tried from this amazing luxury toy company. Right up until I got the Form 3. Don’t get me wrong. It all ends well and it turns out that I like it. I like it rather a LOT, actually. But, man, did it take me awhile to get there. The Form 3 definitely has a learning curve and until you figure out how it works best for you it may...
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I was assigned this product as a Description Review over at EdenFantasys so the review should be up and live over there in a few days but I had to share some pictures and an overall impression. In a word? Amazing. I’m not a huge fan of texture but this one really and truly has something for everyone. I like it best used sort of upside down, with the bulged side up to rub my g-spot and the handle curved around to hit my clit. Yum. Just. Fucking....
Read MoreEroscillator
I have had the Eroscillator for… three months? A bit more? It has never taken me so long to write a review before. I’ve started and stopped, started and stopped more times than I can count. Not only is there the fact that I have little to add that hasn’t already been said about the Eroscillator but I’m also completely conflicted about this toy for so many reasons, not the least of which is its price. I’m going to start out with a list of pros and cons,...
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I have come to the conclusion that rabbit vibes are not for me. Sure, there are a few I like but they are the rare occurrence rather than the norm. The Rosebud looked like it was going to be ideal; short shaft, big clit stimulator, a rotating shaft, no insane beads or discs and previous reviews said it was plenty strong. But when I got it it was obvious, from the very start, that it was another fail for me. It was then that I determined it’s because, when using a toy on *just* my...
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