Lelo Iris
I have been on a quest for a long time to get all the Lelo toys. I know. I don’t need them. I don’t even use them particularly often. But I love them. The look, the feel, the boxes, the little charging cords… It’s an addiction, okay? I am almost there, though. So long as Lelo doesn’t come out with anything new in the next six months, I shall have conquered my addiction. Or, you know, not. More like succumbed to it but let’s not nit pick. Today...
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People are all spacey and smiley when they're done playing or giggling and comparing bruises. My fantasies and needs run more toward a torture scene than "The Secretary".
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I’m not entirely sure what made me ask for the Flirty G to review. It’s not the normal type of product I would pick. It’s not something I’d have bought for myself. And yet I was compelled to request it. Overall? I’m quite glad I did. Is it the best toy EVER? No. But, you know what? It’s a really decent vibrator. The Flirty G I received is an ocean blue color. It’s soft, squishy TPR (thermoplastic rubber) with a whole lot of flop...
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