So I get to do a stint as a dispatcher this weekend. Uh.  Yeah. Some of you may remember when Taylor and I did roadside assistance for a living.  We’re still fairly close to the folks who own the company and they have a big family wedding this weekend so… Taylor’s going to run service

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Holy fuck. I’m exausted.   Not so much physically as mentally.  The three reviews I’ve done in the past couple days had to be freaking ripped out of my brain cuz nothing would flow properly.  (And I apologize for the blog being so reveiw heavy lately.  I had a bunch backed up and played catch

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So my kid… He spent half the semester working on this curio shelf thingy for me in woodshop at school. And someone STOLE it.  Took it off the shelf in the shop and walked out the door with it and probably gave it to THEIR mom. WTF? Who would DO that????????????

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So Taylor is crashed out on the floor with Spike TV blaring in the background.  (If I tried to change the channel he’d notice and claim to be awake but, yanno, his eyes are closed and he’s not looking at the television)  Loud t.v. drives me nuts. I am waiting for my mother to drop off

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So today I dug all the weeds out of my garden — which I didn’t plant anything in last year so it had a years worth of weeds in it — and threw down some mulch and planted some seeds in those nifty little dome things in the kitchen.  Shortly I will have tomatoes and

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Leonidas is my dog.  You’ve all seen pics of my (rather large) puppy, right?   Well, yesterday, I got my new Hello Kitty! vibrator from Babeland.                I turned it on and Leonidas came prancing over to see what it was.  So I touched his nose with it.  And

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Grocery shopping stresses me out. Not the actual shopping bit.  Picking out the food is sorta fun.  But then?  You have to unload the cart.  Bag the food.  Put the bags in your cart.  Take the bags out of the cart and put them in the car.  Take them out of the car.  Trudge them

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…says I’m going to have a very good day! Act with faith, CarrieAnn. Prepare the way for your inevitable success. To the degree you can, behave as if your dreams have already come true, as if you already owned a very sweet puppy and wonderful family, as if later today you were going to have

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…got nothin’.  Except a picture of Taylor with the “puppy” for y’all who have been keeping track of him. He’s nine months old on Monday… …and he still thinks he’s a lap dog and Taylor still encourages him and he’s nearly as freaking tall as I am when he stands on his hind legs and

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That’s me today. Totally mopey and full of fret. Taylor and our buddy Dave are out riding and I didn’t even want to go with them. Part of it, I’m sure, is the spring weather.  Sure, there are nice, sunny days where you just want to rejoice.  But there is also rain.  And gloom.  And

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I should have oodles to say. In fact, I DO have oodles to day. I just have no energy. Or Redbull. I spent Saturday cleaning the house from top to bottom. I’m talking washing woodwork, scrubbing floors, non stop cleaning. (Not that it’ll last. Between the pets and the factory a few blocks over I

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We’ve got a busy weekend coming up; celebrating a friend’s birthday tonight and a play party tomorrow.  I’m not totally out of winter hibernation mode so part of me is like “yay!” and part of me keeps saying ‘meh. I dun wanna leave the house”. We’ll have fun, of course, and I’ll be glad to

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I am having the laziest damned day today.  All the cleaning yesterday (as well as the benadryl to combat the allergy symptoms after cleaning up all the shedding dog hair) has me sort of worn out and blah today.  So does knowing I’ll have to do it all again tomorrow. (This time of year bites

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So after a Teen free week, life is back to normal. Back to grabbing a robe before I get up to make coffee.  Back to tucking the princess satchel back into my room rather than leaving it out.  Back to not forgetting to put the toys away when I’m done with them.  And back to

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I recently won a contest over at CatalinaLoves by guessing who the naked person in some naked pictures was.  (See?  It pays to troll FetLife for hot pics to drool over.  You can win stuff by knowing just whose breasts you’re looking at!)  For my prize I got a really cute spanking DVD called Posterior

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Laundry done. Curtains washed and rehung. Bedding washed and bed remade. Bedroom dusted and vacuumed. Living room dusted and vacuumed. Dishes done. Kitchen wiped down. Dinner defrosting. Check. Check. Check. I’m fucking exhausted.

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It’s supposed to actually be springlike around here the next few days. Can YOU say hallelujah?  I can. It’s the middle of April and the weather has been utterly depressing.  Even for Wisconsin, where spring is always iffy.   Taylor is working tomorrow so I’m totally going to throw open the windows and clean. ________________________

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So I had a real post all thought up the other day and… Totally forgot what I wanted to talk about. My brain isn’t working a whole lot better today.  Today I have an excuse, though. Grocery shopping.  Grocery shopping always leaves me feeling somewhat stressed out and brain dead.  Something about putting all that

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talked about the puppy lately?  No?  Well.  He’s seven months old tomorrow and about 70 pounds. He still thinks he’s a lap dog, though. And Taylor encourages him. (Though, admittedly, he only leaps up on Taylor like that, not the rest of us) It’s pathetically cute, really. A real post coming later. :)

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So I straightened and vacuumed the living room, wiped down the kitchen, got most of the laundry started… Taylor is at the garage working on the bike… I’m bored. There are a ton of things I could do but I just don’t feel like it. I hate days like this. I woke up before I wanted

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Kaya wrote a post today that has me thinking. (She actually wrote a couple posts this week that have me thinking.  Sitting down to write my thoughts just ain’t been happening – but the thoughts are there none-the-less.) She followed up on her blog post with a FetLife post, as well. Curious? I’ll go make

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I”m not much of a fan of morning sex. Don’t get me wrong.  Every time we have morning sex, I’m in heaven all day.  I just loahte waking up.  I don’t wake up well.  Someone touching me when I’m waking up makes me want to kill them; stab them right thru the eye with the

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So I’m sitting here and Taylor left the t.v. on when he went in the basement.  I never have the t.v. on during the day.  It irritates me.  But anyhow… The Daily Show with Jon Stewart comes on.  I’m not really paying any attention to the t.v. cuz my desk doesn’t face it and it wasn’t

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I could watch House reruns all day long.  Every day. I <3 House. Just sayin’.

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Taylor is thiiiiiiiiis close to having the bike put back together and running for the season and, guess what? They’re forcasting snow for Saturday and Tuesday.   Whiskey Tango Foxtrot????? Wisconsin sometimes sucks ass. ——————————- I told Taylor to shut up this morning and had a damned fit over absolutely nothing. There are times I

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