Sexy Spades Medium
When you hear something is medium you tend to think it’s going to be sort of middle of the road. Let me tell you… Not so much with the Sexy Spades Medium! This baby has a full 2″ diameter – which means, for you sex toy afficianados out there, that it’s just as big around as the Eleven or the Randy and smaller than the Pure Plug 2.0 – considered the jumbo version of the Pure Plug. This? Is not a medium plug! (I’m a little afraid to see what the...
Read MoreLovemoiselle Ceramic Vibrators
I am addicted to ceramic sex toys. I’m okay with this addiction. Not only are they useful, but they look quite pretty and are at least as worthy of collecting as tea cups or state spoons, right? Right. So this is my collection of Lovemoiselle ceramic vibrators: The Doriane, Juliane and Cecile. Such pretty, feminine names to go along with their pretty, feminine looks. I actually reviewed the Cecile a long time ago and knew, immediately, that I wanted the whole “set”....
Read MorePleasure Can
I’ve had the Fun Factory Pleasure Can on my wishlist for a long ass time. I kept it there, figuring I’d eventually get it but it wasn’t a priority. I kept choosing other things over it. Now that I have it… I wish I’d waited even longer. Not that it’s a horrible piece of junk or anything. It just turns out it’s a lot less useful to me than I expected it to be. Basically, the Pleasure Can is a oval shaped metal can with a zipper top. It says...
Read MoreNjoy Pure Plug 2.0
I am oddly on the fence about the Pure Plug 2.0. I was super excited to get it, since it’s quite a bit larger than the Pure Plug Large or the Pfun plugs I have and about the same size as the Cyberglass Perfect P-spot. I figured it would be nicely filling like the CPP – the only place the other Njoy plugs are lacking, since I really enjoy a full sensation – and yet would have the nice Njoy handle as opposed to the round handle of the CPP. And, you know, it’s Njoy....
Read MoreAlumina Revolve
I’ll admit it. I’m a sucker for metal sex toys. Ever since I got my first one, I’ve been acquiring them at a ridiculous rate. Metal toys are all kinds of wonderful; firm, unyielding, excellent for g-spotting, fantastic for temperature play and so, so easy to keep clean. This time I’m reviewing the Tantus Alumina Revolve, which is an anodized aluminum dildo in the coolest shade of purple. Anodized aluminum is strong and heavy, think airplane aluminum rather than pop...
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