Captain Hook
I just did a review over at EdenFantasys for the Hans Hardwood #278 and figured I’d share my pictures of it’s awesomeness. And awesome it is. As awesome as the Pure Wand. I. Am. Not. Kidding. Anhow. Pics. :) $68.99Handcrafted wooden dildo #278 G-spot dildo by Hardwood dildos Material: Wood Safety: Buy from...
Read MoreBurgono
So, more from SinFive, this time the Burgono. Weird name, kind of weird looking but ohhhhh so nice in use. Truly, this one was a surprise. It looks a little boring and a little pointy and I’d passed it by for a lot of years and then, when I got it, was pleasantly proven to be stupid. The Burgono is neither boring nor too pointy and is, indeed, one of the more versatile and lovely toys I own. From the easy to insert, tapered tip to the bulges and curves, the three...
Read MoreAlumina Revolve
I’ll admit it. I’m a sucker for metal sex toys. Ever since I got my first one, I’ve been acquiring them at a ridiculous rate. Metal toys are all kinds of wonderful; firm, unyielding, excellent for g-spotting, fantastic for temperature play and so, so easy to keep clean. This time I’m reviewing the Tantus Alumina Revolve, which is an anodized aluminum dildo in the coolest shade of purple. Anodized aluminum is strong and heavy, think airplane aluminum rather than pop...
Read MoreDai-Do #4
My fetish for metal continues to grow stronger. (Ok, not a true fetish, but I’m enthralled, to say the least.) This time, it’s the Dai-Do #4 that has me rapt. Google eyed. In love. I’m not normally a huge fan of texture and, as you can see, this is a highly textured sex toy. For some reason, though, it doesn’t feel obtrusive to me or painful, just wonderfully stimulating. The Dai-Do #4 is made from anodized aluminum. It is available in red or black but, being...
Read MoreAlumina Motion
Like all the toys in the Tantus Alumina line, the Motion is beatutiful; crafted of anodized aluminum in a shiny shade of purple with almost a blue-ish hue to it when you turn it in the light. It comes in a gorgeous black box with a foam insert that perfectly fits the toy and works really well for storage. It’s dual ended, 8.75 inches in length with a maximum diameter of 1.25 inches. It has a silicone ring in the center to cushion the two separate ends, which can be unscrewed and put...
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