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Read MoreSilicone Mini Oscillator
I try, pretty hard, to find the good in every sex toy I review. I try, really, really hard, not to be snarky about things. I try, really, really, really hard not to be a material or price snob. And so I ordered the Silicone Mini Osciallator, figuring it deserved a shot. After all, it could be as good as the Eroscillator, right? Oh boy. I really have… I have no words for this one, guys. It may be the worst toy I’ve ever tried. Let’s start out with the basics. The Silicone...
Read MoreForm 3
I love Jimmyjane. I really do. From their candles and massage stones to the Form 6 and Little Chroma, I’ve delighted in reviewing everything I’ve tried from this amazing luxury toy company. Right up until I got the Form 3. Don’t get me wrong. It all ends well and it turns out that I like it. I like it rather a LOT, actually. But, man, did it take me awhile to get there. The Form 3 definitely has a learning curve and until you figure out how it works best for you it may...
Read MoreCouture Collection Bliss
Normally, I avoid remote bullets like the plague. Every single time I’ve tried one they cease functioning very quickly, burn thru batteries like a crackhead on a binge and have very poor remote range, making them fairly useless. The Couture Collection Bliss, which I received free to review from EdenFantasys, was set up in my mind to fail. My expectations were rock bottom. Imagine how shocked I was when it actually performed not only well but admirably on all counts. The Bliss Bullet...
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