So, I’m reviewing the LELO Bo and Tor cock rings in a sort of side by side comparison.  Cool, right?  Except for two things: I generally have no use for cock rings I am addicted to LELO You can see why reviewing these makes me feel conflicted.  Not so much reviewing them but that I

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Oh boy. This is a hard review to write.  I’ll be up front right from the get go and say, yes, I have compared this to the Eroscillator and yes, it loses in a blazing crash of defeat when you make that comparison.  I’m going to try to review the Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System

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I remember when the Lovemoiselle line first came out. Ohh, did I want the Noemie.  The minute I saw it I wanted it.  Somehow, I ended up with the Aveline and the vibrating Cecile but only just recently broke down and got myself the Noemie. I? Am very glad I did. All of the Lovemoiselle

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Sooooo…. I’ve wanted the Womolia for a long time, doubly so since they added the heat feature to it.  I mean, a strong massager that is nicely small, has  a head shaped for clitoral and vulval (vulvular? am I making words up? do you get what I mean?) stimulation, is rechargeable, looks completely discreet (seriously,

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Clitoral gels, for me, are kind of hit or miss.  I’ve had a few that worked very, very well and a few that didn’t work at all. Tickle Her Pink falls somewhere in the middle; it works, but it isn’t amazing.  It is, however, far more reasonably priced than many – my favorites tend to

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I have been on a quest for a long time to get all the Lelo toys.  I know.  I don’t need them.  I don’t even use them particularly often.  But I love them.  The look, the feel, the boxes, the little charging cords… It’s an addiction, okay?  I am almost there, though.  So long as

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I have a love/hate thing going on with Grrltoyz Spray Lube. On the one hand, it’s a spray lube!  Spray!  Lube!  Convenience!  Ease! On the other hand, it’s a spray lube.  So it’s got to be thin enough to spray out, which means it’s not all that slick or long lasting and it kind of

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So, Silky Sheets is this awesome product that is supposed to make your sheets feel…  well…  silky, no matter what they’re actually made of.  It’s also supposed to help dry up the wet spot and contain pheromones to make you feel sexay sexay. In my experience so far it does one of those three things.

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What?  You’re somehow surprised I ordered a Siri as soon as they came out?  Pffft.  Of course I did.  I haz Lelo addiction and there is no 12 step program for it! The Siri is Lelo’s newest clitoral stimulator, said to be their strongest and quietest yet. Is it? Yes, I do believe it is.

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Mini bullets.  I’ll admit, right up front, that I’m not normally a fan. Oh, I see the appeal in them.  I can see why many do like them.  For me, however, they usually end up being not strong enough and kind of boring.  Buzzy.  Too slick.  Too pointy.  And they take watch batteries, which are

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Ahhhh, the Emigi.  Another new item from SinFive, created to be sexy, sensual and safe.  This one is a kegel exerciser, one of those insertable devices you wear inside your vagina that makes exercising those pc muscles both easy and fun, almost automatic, with little effort on your part. Nice, right?  Keeping the pussy in

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So, more from SinFive, this time the Burgono.  Weird name, kind of weird looking but ohhhhh so nice in use.  Truly, this one was a surprise.  It looks a little boring and a little pointy and I’d passed it by for a lot of years and then, when I got it, was pleasantly proven to

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I recently got the opportunity to review some of the new SinFive product line – as well as some of the pieces they’ve had around awhile but were seldom reviewed.  I was, pretty much, pleased as punch because each item is really neat and different and, having reviewed soooo much already, new and different is

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It seems like every time I try a new massage oil I go a little bit gaga.  I can’t help it. I like massage oils, especially good ones.  This time, however, I’m beyond gaga and am somewhere close to…  mooning.  Swooning.  Calf-eyed love. Flower Power Teasing is the best massage oil I have ever tried.

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I’ve had the Fun Factory Pleasure Can on my wishlist for a long ass time.  I kept it there, figuring I’d eventually get it but it wasn’t a priority. I kept choosing other things over it. Now that I have it… I wish I’d waited even longer. Not that it’s a horrible piece of junk

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I am oddly on the fence about the Pure Plug 2.0.  I was super excited to get it, since it’s quite a bit larger than the Pure Plug Large or the Pfun plugs I have and about the same size as the Cyberglass Perfect P-spot.  I figured it would be nicely filling like the CPP

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My fetish for metal continues to grow stronger.  (Ok, not a true fetish, but I’m enthralled, to say the least.)  This time, it’s the Dai-Do #4 that has me rapt. Google eyed.  In love. I’m not normally a huge fan of texture and, as you can see, this is a highly textured sex toy.  For some

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Like all the toys in the Tantus Alumina line, the Motion is beatutiful; crafted of anodized aluminum in a shiny shade of purple with almost a blue-ish hue to it when you turn it in the light.  It comes in a gorgeous black box with a foam insert that perfectly fits the toy and works

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I have come to the conclusion that rabbit vibes are not for me.  Sure, there are a few I like but they are the rare occurrence rather than the norm. The Rosebud looked like it was going to be ideal; short shaft, big clit stimulator, a rotating shaft, no insane beads or discs and previous reviews said

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I recently got to review the Tentacle Jr for Eden Fantasys – another fucking awesome and fantasy inducing dildo from Whipspider Rubberworks.  The review isn’t live yet but I wanted to share the pictures, at least. The Jr is similar to the original Tentacle only smaller, slimmer, with a less extreme hook to it, a

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The first time I tried a wood sex toy I was slightly disappointed.  It was smallish, light weight and felt kind of hollow.  And then I tried a Nobessence wood dildo and I have been singing Hallelujah ever since. Nobessence toys are NOT light weight.  They do not feel hollow. They are not small.  Instead,

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The Fun Factory Gallan may not be a Knight in Shining Armor but it’s damned close.  I’d totally hook up with it if it came riding in on a white steed… For a bit of fun, anyhow.  I can’t say that I’d marry it and live happily ever after in the blue vibrator palace but,

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Part of me wants to say to hell with the review and just let y’all look at the pictures of this thing.  Cuz, really, what more do you need?  LOOK at it.  It’s perfection. Thick.  Realistic.  Veined and wrinkled.  Firm on the inside, outrageously squishy on the outside. Hefty, more than enough to fill the

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The whole world raves about the Liberator Throe.  Well, the whole squirting world, anyhow.  And since I’ve been more and more and more apt to squirt no matter what sort of sexual deed we’re participating in, I figured it was time to get one. So, what is a Throe? Basically, it’s a pretty blanket with

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The Whipspider Wave.  Man, this has been a difficult review for me to get motivated to write.  It’s one of the coolest looking dildos I’ve ever seen and, like everything from Whipspider, amazingly well crafted. But… Isn’t there always a but? I find I don’t use it very often, find I like its appearance more

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