Icicles No. 24
I was assigned this product as a Description Review over at EdenFantasys so the review should be up and live over there in a few days but I had to share some pictures and an overall impression. In a word? Amazing. I’m not a huge fan of texture but this one really and truly has something for everyone. I like it best used sort of upside down, with the bulged side up to rub my g-spot and the handle curved around to hit my clit. Yum. Just. Fucking....
Read MoreNobessence Allure (or Turned G-spot)
One thing I love about ordering my Nobessence toys from EdenFantasys is that the wood you end up getting is always a surprise. This is the second time I’ve gotten a piece and had to ask Nobessence what, exactly, the wood time was though. The first time, with the Romp I got, Dawn from Toi Bocks was kind enough to inquire for me and it turned out to be a nice, dark piece of purple heart. This time, I emailed Nobessence myself and the supremely nice Alicia informed me that this...
Read MoreElodie
There are a few different brands of ceramic sex toys at EdenFantasys — Lovemoiselle, Charles Duncan Designs and Goldfrau. I haven’t managed to get my hands on a Goldfrau yet. They’re unbelievably pricey and, though they are gorgeous, I haven’t convinced myself they’re worth the cost. Charles Duncan Designs are lovely and I have a few of them; they’re vivid and solid and have a homemade look to them that appeals to me. They’re also quite...
Read MoreCaptain Hook
I just did a review over at EdenFantasys for the Hans Hardwood #278 and figured I’d share my pictures of it’s awesomeness. And awesome it is. As awesome as the Pure Wand. I. Am. Not. Kidding. Anhow. Pics. :) $68.99Handcrafted wooden dildo #278 G-spot dildo by Hardwood dildos Material: Wood Safety: Buy from...
Read MoreLELO Love Rings
So, I’m reviewing the LELO Bo and Tor cock rings in a sort of side by side comparison. Cool, right? Except for two things: I generally have no use for cock rings I am addicted to LELO You can see why reviewing these makes me feel conflicted. Not so much reviewing them but that I ordered them in the first place, I suppose. Feeding my addiction by ordering products I figured I’d have no use for is kind of pathetic. I’ll admit it! I’m incredibly glad I did,...
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