…and there are some seriously fucking awesome vibrators on this list. At 30% off. Thirty. Holy crap.  This one has been on my wish list since I first saw it; silicone, quiet, rollercoaster vibrations and it’s YELLOW. Or lavender.  Yummy.

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I’m going to admit it.  When I got the Climax Silicone Ribbed G-shaft dildo, I ran around the house with it held in front of me like a penis, saying those famous “Incredible Hulk” words over and over until Taylor wanted to beat me with the dildo.  I couldn’t HELP myself.  It’s green. We do

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Taylor recently got to try the Big-Ass Pussy from Pipedream for Eden Fantasys. Taylor’s wanted a “life sized” masturbator for awhile now so he was pretty excited when I said he was getting this one.  The Big-Ass Pussy, however, was afraid of him and his threats to “screw it down to his desk” if it

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Just finished a review of the Bad Ass G-Bullet for Eden Fantasys and wanted to, as usual, get some pictures of it for those who may be curious.  I apologize for the picture quality; my camera didn’t want to focus on the thing cuz of the texture so they’re a little blurry. The Bad Ass

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More awesomesauce from EdenFantasys! The new Evolved Bottle Rockets line is due to be released March 25.  Sign up for a product alert cuz the first ten buyers are gonna get theirs free with the product code FREEROCKET. 20% off the rest of the Evolved product lines thru May 21 with the code EVOLVED20. Have

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Not a whole lot going on over here. It’s Spring so it’s raining and gloomy far more often than it’s sunny and bright.  And to think I used to like Spring best.  Is it me or has it changed?  May feels more like March used to.  *le sigh* Remind me to take my vitamin D

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Taylor and I just reviewed the Fleshlight STU Jack Ass (from the Fleshjack line, geared toward penised individuals who prefer male booty though he’s not particular nor the least bit homophobic. An ass is an ass and this one looked and felt good) for EdenFantasys. Fleshlights have a reputation for being the creme de la

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Buy yourself something. Buy your mom something. Buy your girl something.  All sextoys for women as well as lingerie 20% off with the code singformom. Yay for mom’s day! (code is good thru May 14th)

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I must lose 25 pounds. So that I can wear this. Pink PVC. *whimper* Fetish PVC mini skirt – Mini skirt – EdenFantasys Fetish pink PVC corset – Corset – EdenFantasys They make it all in a size that would fit me but, at this weight, I don’t think it would LOOK good. Damn it.

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