My Mailman Loves Me/I Feel Like Shit

December 5, 2009 By In Life 3 Comments

Still, I am cleaning and writing reviews, even if I am doing it juiced on Theraflu and VapoRub and wearing a flannel shirt four sizes too big for me.

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Blowjobs and snuffles

December 4, 2009 By In Life 4 Comments

It’s bad enough my snootch is out of order, I don’t need a cold/flu on top of it, damn it!

And, man, let me tell you, having the snootch out of order is the suck. It’s like it’s sucked everything sexual right out of me.

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Whores and Eggs

December 3, 2009 By In Life 2 Comments

I really have nothing to say — I just wanted to use this icon.

I’m sort of an icon whore.

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Tell me…

November 12, 2009 By In Babble 7 Comments

….just how is a person supposed to blog or tweet or anything at all with this… this… cute… annoying… adorable… CREATURE… in their bed? That is all.

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Sunday Laziness

November 8, 2009 By In Babble, Love No Comment

Have I mentioned that I love lazy Sundays in bed? I do. This morning I got up, let the dogs out, made some coffee, let the dogs back in, grabbed my mug and headed back to the bedroom.  Taylor was like…  ”You’re going back to bed????” and before I could even say anything, he was

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Absence Makes the Heart Grow…

November 1, 2009 By In Babble 4 Comments

Fonder, they say.  But in the world of blogging I’m thinking not so much. I can’t help it, guys.  I’m busy as hell lately and the ol’ blog is suffering.  I don’t want to fill it with “oh, gee, sorry I’m not here, see ya soon” sort of posts but that’s exactly what I seem

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lazy sunday

September 20, 2009 By In Babble 2 Comments

Ahh.  Sunday. Lay in bed until you can’t lay there anymore day. Unfortunately I got cat hair in my eye and it’s now itchy and swollen and I look vaguely like a monster.  I’m supposed to do a video review today so I’m REALLY hoping this goes away. Last night was good.  Taylor and I

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Mountains…

September 6, 2009 By In Babble 3 Comments

…of laundry. That’s what I did today. Mountains of it.  Some of it even still smelled like campfire. I was just a wee bit behind on household chores. *blink* The resulting clean house, however, makes it worth both the incessant loading, unloading, folding, hanging, loading, unloading, folding, hanging, etc, etc and the ballooned up lip

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Saturday Babbling

August 22, 2009 By In Babble, Life 2 Comments

Yawnnnn   Strechhhhhh.  What a lazy Saturday. The laptop didn’t show up until almost seven last night.  Talk about dragging out the anticipation.  Sheesh.  FedEx is a sadistic company. All in all, though, I was pretty impressed.  I ordered it on Tuesday after the close of normal business hours and had it in my greedy

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Just another lazy weekend

August 15, 2009 By In Babble 4 Comments

So I slept until noon today.  It’s now a little after seven and I’m tired already.  How can that be? I guess it’s all part of a lazy Saturday.  You sit around, doing nothing of any importance, and it wears you out. Or maybe it was the large quantities of beer and karaoke last night.

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A Spree! With a Dash of Inanity.

July 24, 2009 By In Babble 7 Comments

I don’t know what crawled up my ass today but I went to the store to buy new bras and ended up going on a freakin’ shopping spree.  I came home with two pair of jeans, a pair of shorts, five tanks, three tees, five bras, eleven pair of panties and two pair of shoes.

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A Little of This, A lot of Busy

July 20, 2009 By In Babble, Life 5 Comments

Ugh.  I haven’t written a "real" post in almost two weeks. Life has become exceedingly busy. Weekends are spent out and about, riding and enjoying the summer.  And the weekdays?  Work, work and more work. It’s been a long time since I put in anything resembling full time hours.  And even though I’m working from

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Busy!

July 2, 2009 By In Life 4 Comments

I’ve got a totally busy weekend coming up so if I don’t drop in and say anything else I wanted to say hope y’all have a good one! Lots of fireworks and food on the grill and tater salad for everyone! I’m off to: clean my house, do all my laundry, buy a bunch of

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Do-nothing-est Weekend Evah

June 28, 2009 By In Babble, Life 8 Comments

I’m having the do-nothing-est weekend ever over here.  Yesterday was so full of do-nothing, I can’t even remember what I did.  Read some, I guess.  Wrote a review.  Cooked.  (We had french toast and sausage patties for dinner last night.  I love breakfast for dinner and I actually had real maple syrup in the house

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FetLife, Snark and Oreos

June 26, 2009 By In Babble, BDSM, Life 6 Comments

So I log in to FetLife today – which I no longer do each and every day cuz I’m flippin’ busy, man – and the first things I see on my front page? “People who think dog rape is a-ok” and “Another day, another shoot at Kink”. Wandering over to my groups I found “Is

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Some blah with a sprinkle of blahblahblah

June 25, 2009 By In Babble 12 Comments

I’m all…  bleh today. The air conditioner isn’t cooling the whole house so I had to block off the kitchen doorway – which improved things a lot but now the kitchen and bathroom are stifling and I can’t work up the energy to get in the tub.  Isn’t that awful?  Added to it I don’t

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Haphazard Thoughts

June 19, 2009 By In Babble 15 Comments

It’s fucking hot.  Eighty degrees and muggy and humid and nasty.  The Teen is sleeping.  Taylor is sleeping.  I know better than to attempt a nap this late in the day so I took a bath.  Bad idea.  Now I’m even more hot since I’m incapable of taking a cool bath.  I have a freaking

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Squeeee! New camera cures sad!

June 11, 2009 By In Babble 6 Comments

Well, I seem to be getting over my case of the sads.  Did much talking with the kid and with Taylor and we resolved quite a few things and, in general, felt better for having talked so life is good. I also got my new camera yesterday.  A new camera goes a long way toward

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Up early. On Saturday. Something is WRONG with me.

June 6, 2009 By In Babble 3 Comments

Ten o’clock on a Saturday morning and I’m not only wide awake but I’m on my second 16 oz cup of coffee and have already done a blog post, a review, called my mother and taken the dogs out twice. Huh. Who’d have thunk? I’m, as previously stated, not much of a morning person.  I’ve

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Busy!!!

June 2, 2009 By In Babble 5 Comments

I have been so stupidly busy the past four days or so.  Nothing big or super time consuming but lots of little stuff.  Multiple important converstions going on at once, trying to organize my week and my house, the usual Teen issues and “take care of the family” issues that take up time.  Dogs and

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Morning Chatter (that makes little sense)

May 29, 2009 By In Babble, Sex 1 Comment

  So y’all know I’m a housemouse, right?   Being a housemouse, I have no real set bed time or wake up time.  I get up every morning to wake up the Teen but he’s way old enough to shower on his own and get off to school without me having to stay awake —

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Totally Vanilla Love and Stuffs

May 19, 2009 By In Life, Love 7 Comments

So last year (there I go, doing it again.  I start so many blog posts with “so…”. It’s like I was in the middle of a conversation with y’all, got distracted and came right back to it like I never stopped. Heh) Anyhow.  Last year, Taylor saw some guy giving away a shed on Craigslist

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I feel good. I knew that I would.

May 18, 2009 By In BDSM, Love 2 Comments

(Were you humming along with the title?  I was.) Taylor and I were talkin’ this morning.  I was telling him about a blog I read and how I used to get all insecure when I read it, like I wasn’t doing it as “right” as this person was.  How even when they had struggles it

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“You can bury a lot of troubles digging in the dirt.”

May 17, 2009 By In Sex 1 Comment

So today I dug all the weeds out of my garden — which I didn’t plant anything in last year so it had a years worth of weeds in it — and threw down some mulch and planted some seeds in those nifty little dome things in the kitchen.  Shortly I will have tomatoes and

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Leonidas vs Hello Kitty!

May 16, 2009 By In Life 7 Comments

Leonidas is my dog.  You’ve all seen pics of my (rather large) puppy, right?   Well, yesterday, I got my new Hello Kitty! vibrator from Babeland.                I turned it on and Leonidas came prancing over to see what it was.  So I touched his nose with it.  And

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