Cobra Libre
I have been sitting on this toy for two, three months now. Well, not literally sitting on it. That would be uncomfortable. But we’ve had it awhile. My guy, from the get go, was sort of apathetic about it. He’s a thruster and he isn’t much for a lot of slow, sensual messing around with his dick. You know how in porn you’ll see the women licking and lapping at a penis, being all slow and sexy? Yeah, he hates that. He usually says, “For fuck’s sakes,...
Read MorePleasure Can
I’ve had the Fun Factory Pleasure Can on my wishlist for a long ass time. I kept it there, figuring I’d eventually get it but it wasn’t a priority. I kept choosing other things over it. Now that I have it… I wish I’d waited even longer. Not that it’s a horrible piece of junk or anything. It just turns out it’s a lot less useful to me than I expected it to be. Basically, the Pleasure Can is a oval shaped metal can with a zipper top. It says...
Read MoreOh Gallant Knight…
The Fun Factory Gallan may not be a Knight in Shining Armor but it’s damned close. I’d totally hook up with it if it came riding in on a white steed… For a bit of fun, anyhow. I can’t say that I’d marry it and live happily ever after in the blue vibrator palace but, yanno, I’d let it ravish me a time or two. I think we all know, by now, that I’m a huge fan of Fun Factory sex toys. The Gallan, like the other vibes I own from the G2 line, is thick, beefy, firm yet squishy...
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