Saturday Morning Lists
And I? I will soon have the house to myself which means peace and quiet and no one else's energy to invade my senses and, even though I shall be cleaning, I plan to enjoy it.
Read MoreGod Egg Stew
*one box elbow macaroni *two pounds ground beef *two cans whole canned tomatoes *one can tomato sauce Cook noodles. Brown beef. Season beef as you brown it with whatever you like but season it heavily so it has flavor. Dump tomatoes with juice, tomato sauce, cooked and drained noodles and cooked ground beef into a bowl. Mix. Taste. Mmm, delicious and cheap. The first time Taylor asked me to make this I was horrified. It sounded so… ok, nasty. But it’s good, it really is. And...
Read MorePeanut butter, anal douching, love
Facts, thoughts, moments, opinions from the past week, in no particular order: It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived with someone, even after almost a decade the first time they walk in on you while you’re doing an anal douche? Fucking embarrassing. You will find yourself screeching “do you MIND????” and acting like a fool. Working for a sex toy company has it’s good and bad points. Among the bad? People bitching if you do too many to reviews because...
Read MoreWhere’ve you been?
Except my middle brother. He's... a hot mess. Has been for a long time. He's 37, still lives with my parents and is an alcoholic. He's functioning, has had the same job for 18 years. But he's still an alcoholic and the last few years has gotten... bad.
Read MoreDo-nothing-est Weekend Evah
I’m having the do-nothing-est weekend ever over here. Yesterday was so full of do-nothing, I can’t even remember what I did. Read some, I guess. Wrote a review. Cooked. (We had french toast and sausage patties for dinner last night. I love breakfast for dinner and I actually had real maple syrup in the house instead of Mrs. Butterworths crap so it was really yummy) Went to the store. Got bored out of my skull by Twitter. Glanced at FetLife. Shopped for laptops. ...
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