Oh Gallant Knight…
The Fun Factory Gallan may not be a Knight in Shining Armor but it’s damned close. I’d totally hook up with it if it came riding in on a white steed… For a bit of fun, anyhow. I can’t say that I’d marry it and live happily ever after in the blue vibrator palace but, yanno, I’d let it ravish me a time or two. I think we all know, by now, that I’m a huge fan of Fun Factory sex toys. The Gallan, like the other vibes I own from the G2 line, is thick, beefy, firm yet squishy...
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I have a thing for Fun Factory toys. I’m not ashamed to admit it. I like them in a way that is sort of obsessive and kind of compulsive and absolutely not quite normal. But, yanno, normal is over rated. My absolute favorite toy of all time has been, up until now, the Fun Factory Sinnflut Benjamin Bond. He’s squishy and happy looking, rechargeable, textured, and totally multi purpose since he’s super for insertion but can be used for clit stim (and most often is, in my...
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