Lovemoiselle Ceramic Vibrators
I am addicted to ceramic sex toys. I’m okay with this addiction. Not only are they useful, but they look quite pretty and are at least as worthy of collecting as tea cups or state spoons, right? Right. So this is my collection of Lovemoiselle ceramic vibrators: The Doriane, Juliane and Cecile. Such pretty, feminine names to go along with their pretty, feminine looks. I actually reviewed the Cecile a long time ago and knew, immediately, that I wanted the whole “set”....
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I recently got the opportunity to review some of the new SinFive product line – as well as some of the pieces they’ve had around awhile but were seldom reviewed. I was, pretty much, pleased as punch because each item is really neat and different and, having reviewed soooo much already, new and different is always fun. I’m starting with the Eve, a leaf shaped clitoral stimulator made of soft, flexible elastomer and powered by a tiny micro bullet. The Eve is the epitome of...
Read MoreAlumina Revolve
I’ll admit it. I’m a sucker for metal sex toys. Ever since I got my first one, I’ve been acquiring them at a ridiculous rate. Metal toys are all kinds of wonderful; firm, unyielding, excellent for g-spotting, fantastic for temperature play and so, so easy to keep clean. This time I’m reviewing the Tantus Alumina Revolve, which is an anodized aluminum dildo in the coolest shade of purple. Anodized aluminum is strong and heavy, think airplane aluminum rather than pop...
Read MoreCowabunga, Dude
The Whipspider Wave. Man, this has been a difficult review for me to get motivated to write. It’s one of the coolest looking dildos I’ve ever seen and, like everything from Whipspider, amazingly well crafted. But… Isn’t there always a but? I find I don’t use it very often, find I like its appearance more than I like it in application. Let’s start with the basics. The Wave is shaped, well, like a wave. It’s hand made of the finest silicone in a...
Read MoreHello, Mr. Cheeky
Ahhh, Chester. This review of Chester is another I’ve been sitting on for months, not quite able to write it. This time, it’s because I’m having a hard time giving him a fair shake, a hard time not comparing him to his buddy Benjamin. Bond, that is. And so, I find I must put thoughts of Benjy out of my mind, must pretend he doesn’t exist and focus solely upon Chester - which is difficult for two reasons. Ben is my best and Chester doesn’t quite measure...
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