This turns out a very pale green and is super rich and thick, like a milk shake. No spinach taste, it’s packed with protein and is a great breakfast!
Faded
Every week, by the time Friday night rolls around, I feel worn out and faded and so achy I just want to collapse. I’ve never been the Friday Night Party Girl type and I’ve only gotten less so as I get older.
Focus
When I talk, especially when I’m excited, I am very animated. In fact, candid pictures of me generally turn out awful; I am too in motion for the camera to catch. I often come across as hyper to people who know me online or who have only seen me in groups where I tend to
Holiday Phunk
I? Have a depression on. It’s December 19th and my tree isn’t up yet, nor are there any garlands or snowmen or twinkling lights in my house. I’m doing it today. That Teen is with his gramma for the weekend so I’d like him to come home to some Christmas spirit but I just… I’m
Plans
So we’re still not entirely sure where we’re going for our mini vacation. We’re thinking about staying closer to home – which will mean less time on the road, more time relaxing. I do know it’s going to be uber romantic, though. I must have the romance! Heh. Today I got a HUGE order of
NO TOUCHING
I was kinda pissed off.
I kinda yelled at her.
Kinda a lot.
And then I went and told her boss.
BET SHE NEVER TOUCHES MY SHIT AGAIN!
Peanut butter, anal douching, love
Facts, thoughts, moments, opinions from the past week, in no particular order: It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived with someone, even after almost a decade the first time they walk in on you while you’re doing an anal douche? Fucking embarrassing. You will find yourself screeching “do you MIND????” and acting like a fool.
Frightening, isn’t it? His view
What needs to be understood here, is the fact that from day one, I have done what’s best for my family. Even though what I want, what I decide, what makes me happy is the priority for those in my home, I put the good of my family first. This is what has allowed us




