Flirty G
I’m not entirely sure what made me ask for the Flirty G to review. It’s not the normal type of product I would pick. It’s not something I’d have bought for myself. And yet I was compelled to request it. Overall? I’m quite glad I did. Is it the best toy EVER? No. But, you know what? It’s a really decent vibrator. The Flirty G I received is an ocean blue color. It’s soft, squishy TPR (thermoplastic rubber) with a whole lot of flop...
Read MoreOh Gallant Knight…
The Fun Factory Gallan may not be a Knight in Shining Armor but it’s damned close. I’d totally hook up with it if it came riding in on a white steed… For a bit of fun, anyhow. I can’t say that I’d marry it and live happily ever after in the blue vibrator palace but, yanno, I’d let it ravish me a time or two. I think we all know, by now, that I’m a huge fan of Fun Factory sex toys. The Gallan, like the other vibes I own from the G2 line, is thick, beefy, firm yet squishy...
Read MoreNjoy Eleven
I’ve had the Njoy Eleven for over a month – probably closer to two – and I’m completely and totally past due on this review and yet, for some reason, I’m really struggling with writing it. How do you describe something as amazing as this sex toy? How do you find the words to describe something when that something robs you of words and turns you into a stuttering fool? How do you describe the most phenomenal metal dildo ever created? Right. See? Let’s...
Read MoreRandy
Randy. Randy, Randy, Randy. I don’t even know what to say when it comes to Randy. The only thing that comes to mind, every time I think about Randy, is… fucking ginormous. Now I’m not going to lie; I’m a 40 year old woman who had a vaginal delivery of a nearly nine pound baby and a slightly more than fair share of sexual partners. I exercise my kegels but I don’t have the pussy of an 18 year old virgin, obviously. I’m quite fond of girthy toys...
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