Faded
Every week, by the time Friday night rolls around, I feel worn out and faded and so achy I just want to collapse. I've never been the Friday Night Party Girl type and I've only gotten less so as I get older.
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Peanut butter, anal douching, love
Facts, thoughts, moments, opinions from the past week, in no particular order: It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived with someone, even after almost a decade the first time they walk in on you while you’re doing an anal douche? Fucking embarrassing. You will find yourself screeching “do you MIND????” and acting like a fool. Working for a sex toy company has it’s good and bad points. Among the bad? People bitching if you do too many to reviews because...
Read MorePause
So, anyhow. I was insane busy today and when I finally stopped and looked at the clock and realized it was almost five and I hadn't eaten and I was feeling like shit, I hit the pause button.
Read MoreDo-nothing-est Weekend Evah
I’m having the do-nothing-est weekend ever over here. Yesterday was so full of do-nothing, I can’t even remember what I did. Read some, I guess. Wrote a review. Cooked. (We had french toast and sausage patties for dinner last night. I love breakfast for dinner and I actually had real maple syrup in the house instead of Mrs. Butterworths crap so it was really yummy) Went to the store. Got bored out of my skull by Twitter. Glanced at FetLife. Shopped for laptops. ...
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