It feels like I’ve had the longest week in the history of weeks. And it’s only Monday.
Goin’ Hippy
Sort of…
Peanut butter, anal douching, love
Facts, thoughts, moments, opinions from the past week, in no particular order: It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived with someone, even after almost a decade the first time they walk in on you while you’re doing an anal douche? Fucking embarrassing. You will find yourself screeching “do you MIND????” and acting like a fool.
Where’ve you been?
Except my middle brother. He’s… a hot mess. Has been for a long time. He’s 37, still lives with my parents and is an alcoholic. He’s functioning, has had the same job for 18 years. But he’s still an alcoholic and the last few years has gotten… bad.
A Backwards Day
Sleeping with a butt plug in gives you crazy erotic dreams and spankings on a cold ass really fucking hurt.
Vanilla Sugar, it’s Not Personal
Nothing – nothing – does it for me like curling up in my chair, done with work, weather gone gray, toss on a sweatshirt afternoons with a cup of vanilla sugar coffee. It’s the most relaxed I get. Ever.
Yadda yadda yadda and a new home for Bug
And that, really, is about it. I’m taking my hazelnut coffee, my book and going to flop for the night.
Yes, it’s early. No, I don’t care. I’m tired.
Thank you for listening to me be boring. :P
Puffs Please?
I suck at being sick, I really do.
2010 starts in bed
So I rang in the new year with good friends, good wine, good music. Then came home and had a rollicking bout of butt sex with the Man.
Pause
So, anyhow. I was insane busy today and when I finally stopped and looked at the clock and realized it was almost five and I hadn’t eaten and I was feeling like shit, I hit the pause button.
It’s a Doggy Dog World
We were doing all the Christmas decorations and stuff today; tree, wreaths, lights, garlands around the balcony rail. All the fun stuff. And I was, of course, snapping pictures.
Insulated
It’s a flurry of flakes, like little angry ice stars, pelting anyone who dares step outside, tap, tap, tapping against the glass.
Tea and Sadists and Circus Trains
Taylor seems to be enjoying me being sick. Sounds weird, right? And it’s not that he likes me feeling crappy so much as he seems to find me cute when I’m miserable, even when it’s a cold that’s doing it and not him. Red nose, trailing tissues, fuzzy blanket, pathetic pout…
My Mailman Loves Me/I Feel Like Shit
Still, I am cleaning and writing reviews, even if I am doing it juiced on Theraflu and VapoRub and wearing a flannel shirt four sizes too big for me.
Blowjobs and snuffles
It’s bad enough my snootch is out of order, I don’t need a cold/flu on top of it, damn it!
And, man, let me tell you, having the snootch out of order is the suck. It’s like it’s sucked everything sexual right out of me.
“If today were a man I’d punch him in the dick” ~ OnyxStSyr
I saw this picture and it suited how I feel today just fucking perfectly. Dragged down, wore out and mind numbingly tired. I’ve actually been feeling that way since the whole Daylight Savings Time ends/fall back thingy. It’s freaking dark at like… noon. *blink* The days drag on endlessly. Except from like eight til midnight. It’s crazy.
Saturday Babbling
Yawnnnn Strechhhhhh. What a lazy Saturday. The laptop didn’t show up until almost seven last night. Talk about dragging out the anticipation. Sheesh. FedEx is a sadistic company. All in all, though, I was pretty impressed. I ordered it on Tuesday after the close of normal business hours and had it in my greedy
A Little of This, A lot of Busy
Ugh. I haven’t written a "real" post in almost two weeks. Life has become exceedingly busy. Weekends are spent out and about, riding and enjoying the summer. And the weekdays? Work, work and more work. It’s been a long time since I put in anything resembling full time hours. And even though I’m working from
Busy!
I’ve got a totally busy weekend coming up so if I don’t drop in and say anything else I wanted to say hope y’all have a good one! Lots of fireworks and food on the grill and tater salad for everyone! I’m off to: clean my house, do all my laundry, buy a bunch of
Do-nothing-est Weekend Evah
I’m having the do-nothing-est weekend ever over here. Yesterday was so full of do-nothing, I can’t even remember what I did. Read some, I guess. Wrote a review. Cooked. (We had french toast and sausage patties for dinner last night. I love breakfast for dinner and I actually had real maple syrup in the house
FetLife, Snark and Oreos
So I log in to FetLife today – which I no longer do each and every day cuz I’m flippin’ busy, man – and the first things I see on my front page? “People who think dog rape is a-ok” and “Another day, another shoot at Kink”. Wandering over to my groups I found “Is
My weekend in snapshots
I have nothing worthwhile to say today. I’m tired. Worn out. Sunburned to the lobster point. Quite spacey. Dehydrated a bit. Achy. Unfit company for intelligent human beings. I’ll share some pics, though This is Lake Michigan. We rode along the lake for a bit yesterday on our 5 hour bike ride.
Haphazard Thoughts
It’s fucking hot. Eighty degrees and muggy and humid and nasty. The Teen is sleeping. Taylor is sleeping. I know better than to attempt a nap this late in the day so I took a bath. Bad idea. Now I’m even more hot since I’m incapable of taking a cool bath. I have a freaking
Squeeee! New camera cures sad!
Well, I seem to be getting over my case of the sads. Did much talking with the kid and with Taylor and we resolved quite a few things and, in general, felt better for having talked so life is good. I also got my new camera yesterday. A new camera goes a long way toward




