The Fun Factory Gallan may not be a Knight in Shining Armor but it’s damned close.  I’d totally hook up with it if it came riding in on a white steed… For a bit of fun, anyhow.  I can’t say that I’d marry it and live happily ever after in the blue vibrator palace but, [...]

by Matt Miller Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #34? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #36? Submit it here before Sunday July 5th at [...]

I’ve had a ceramic toy on my wishlist for…   ever.  I got one look at the Goldrau toys and my eyes crossed with longing.  Then the Lovemoiselle ceramic toys came out and, holy crap, they’re a quarter the cost.  And then they made vibrating ceramic toys – that are still half the cost of the [...]

There have been a ton of reviews lately of the Fun Factory Bootie, pretty much all of them favorable.  I’m a Fun Factory fan so it shouldn’t surprise me that I liked the Bootie quite a bit – yet it does.  When Babeland offered it up for review I was very undecided at first. I [...]

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I’ve been on a “sensual product” kick lately.  Oils and bath gels and candles and powders, slippery, sudsy, sweet smelling stuff that makes baths – and lovin’ – a lot of fun. I used to think all this stuff was sort of corny, you know?  Great for a honeymoon or anniversary for a vanilla friend [...]

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #32? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #34? Submit it here before Sunday June 21st at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list [...]

Sometimes, I want something for so long I hype myself all up with unrealistic expectations.  I hate when that happens. Thankfully, this time it didn’t. I’d already read a bunch of reviews on Fizz lube and knew it wasn’t going to be actually fizzy, that it was sugar free and that a lot of folks [...]

A couple weeks ago I broke down and bought some toy cleaner.  Normally, I just use Dr. Bronners peppermint soap cuz it’s natural and it smells good and it’s, so far, been safe for all my toys.  But with the recent influx of ass toys into my life I decided it was time to try [...]

Betty Jo.  Betty Jo. I just don’t know what to think of you, Betty Jo. A silicone, rabbit-style cock ring.  A dual mini bullet system. A bit of good, a bit of bad… A bit of happy, a bit of sad. Let’s start with the silicone, rabbit-style cock ring. It’s silicone, so you can sterilize [...]

So a few weeks ago, Ginger Leigh and Sextoys.com had a fun filled day of contests and giveaways.  Stuff for the guys, stuff for the girls, stuff for the girl’s guys.  Stuff, stuff and more stuff!  It was a day filled with Twitter fun and, huzzzzah!  I won a Climax Silicone Wavy G-shaft dildo. This [...]

Or, you know, anal play or androgyny. I’ve been laughing my ass off all morning.  Unwashed feet, recycled beer… Not exactly meaningful BDSM education but funny as hell. And, like I said over on EF, I know the rhyme is a head nod to Edward Gorey of sorts, I’m actually visualizing it being done by [...]

Awhile back I reviewed an oil from Angelic Aromas called Va va Vixen.  It was supposed to be a chakra opening, spicy scented oil.  It smelled like cinnamon tacos. Total fail.  But I’m open minded so I decided to give the company and their products another chance… And here I am, reviewing Two to Tango [...]

What a bad week for toys for me. I was all… doing the happy dance… when I got the notice that I was getting the Tantus B-bomb to review. I haven’t tried a single Tantus product and they seem to be so completely and totally loved by those who use them… Leave it to me [...]

So I’m an incredibly logical person, yanno? I know there are shades of gray all over the place and that most people are ruled by their emotions.  I still see things in fairly black and white, logical terms most times. I’ll argue both sides of the coin more often than not. And it makes it [...]

…like (insert a bunch of gibberish sung by Olivia Newton John and John Travolta and other, assorted freaks here). Um.  Yeah.  That song from Grease goes thru my head every time I look at this lube; Wet Together. The concept?  A pink bottle of tingling, silicone based lube for her, a blue bottle of warming, [...]

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I’ve been itching to try something stainless steel for awhile.  And, yanno, everyone does the Njoy products – and I’d like to do one, too.  But I certainly wasn’t going to turn down the Phallix Stainless Steel Threaded Love Wand when I got the chance to review it. And I’m glad I didn’t.  Cuz it’s [...]

…and there are some seriously fucking awesome vibrators on this list. At 30% off. Thirty. Holy crap.  This one has been on my wish list since I first saw it; silicone, quiet, rollercoaster vibrations and it’s YELLOW. Or lavender.  Yummy.

I’m going to admit it.  When I got the Climax Silicone Ribbed G-shaft dildo, I ran around the house with it held in front of me like a penis, saying those famous “Incredible Hulk” words over and over until Taylor wanted to beat me with the dildo.  I couldn’t HELP myself.  It’s green. We do [...]

Taylor recently got to try the Big-Ass Pussy from Pipedream for Eden Fantasys. Taylor’s wanted a “life sized” masturbator for awhile now so he was pretty excited when I said he was getting this one.  The Big-Ass Pussy, however, was afraid of him and his threats to “screw it down to his desk” if it [...]

We all know I have a serious thing for pink, right?  That’s not to say I like everything to be pink or that I like everything that is pink.  For instance, there is no pink room in my house (*sob*!) nor do I have a bunch of pink knick-knacks sitting around.  No pink bath towels [...]

  …and Sextoys.com. Fabulous why? Because, thanks to Ginger Leigh and the folks over at SexToys.com, I won a Topco Climax Silicone Wavy Shaft today. How cool is that?!   We had a blast on Twitter, with them teasing us all about contests and making us come up with good reasons we should win them.  [...]

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Not a whole lot going on over here. It’s Spring so it’s raining and gloomy far more often than it’s sunny and bright.  And to think I used to like Spring best.  Is it me or has it changed?  May feels more like March used to.  *le sigh* Remind me to take my vitamin D [...]