Taylor recently got to try the Big-Ass Pussy from Pipedream for Eden Fantasys. Taylor’s wanted a “life sized” masturbator for awhile now so he was pretty excited when I said he was getting this one.  The Big-Ass Pussy, however, was afraid of him and his threats to “screw it down to his desk” if it

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Why, no!  It’s a dildo!  The Jollie dildo by Jollies LLC, to be exact. And while it may look a little odd it feels like a trip to heaven. If heaven has sex. Or dildos. Much like the Little Su I reviewed last month, the Jollie is meant to be humped and rocked against, not

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When you first started masturbating did you hump the bed?  The pillow?  Did you lay on your belly, shove a hand between your legs and rub yourself against your own fingers to get off? Did you?  I did.  I still do sometimes. If you did…  or if you want to… the Little Su is going

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I have a thing for Evolved products. How can you not have a thing for a sextoy that comes in it’s own industrial looking metal tin?  That is waterproof?  That is made out of body safe, phthalates free materials? You can’t, I tell you. Meet Desire, my newest Evolved product. Desire is a traditional vibrator,

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Love Balm. Even the name is sexy, don’t you think?  I’ve been lusting after this stuff for awhile now. It’s classified as an oil based lube but, I’ll be honest with you, that wasn’t what I wanted it for.  I read the description on Eden Fantasys… Whether swirled into a warm bath to soften skin,

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You know how, sometimes, you see something and your eye keeps coming back to it?  Like a pair of shoes or a great deal on a camera chip on Ebay.  A perfect corset you can’t stop drooling over.  Angelina Jolie. That’s how it was with me and the Sugar Drop. I looked at it.  Looked

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…Boom boom boom. ____________________________________ I got this thing in the mail today.  A pamphlet and coupon thing from Glade.  For their new… Ahem… Fragrance Collection. Cuz, you know, the rest of their stuff doesn’t have fragrance or anything. *blinkblink* What is with the people running advertising and marketing these days?  Have you seen that t.v. commercial

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It’s odd. Taylor and I are together almost 24/7 in the winter.  Work is dependant upon the weather and, while the hours are long and hard when there is work, there’s not a whole lot of work. So not only are we in each other’s laps day in and day out but we’re usually even

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Taylor is off at the garage, working on his bike. The Teen is off playing. I have the house to myself. Do I clean? Or spend the day masturbating myself into a puddle? Ah. The joys of being a housemouse.

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