Big-Ass Pussy
Taylor recently got to try the Big-Ass Pussy from Pipedream for Eden Fantasys. Taylor’s wanted a “life sized” masturbator for awhile now so he was pretty excited when I said he was getting this one. The Big-Ass Pussy, however, was afraid of him and his threats to “screw it down to his desk” if it didn’t stay put when he tried to fuck it so it hid in the warehouse for a week, trying to avoid being shipped. The marvelous Victoria from EF hunted it down,...
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Why, no! It’s a dildo! The Jollie dildo by Jollies LLC, to be exact. And while it may look a little odd it feels like a trip to heaven. If heaven has sex. Or dildos. Much like the Little Su I reviewed last month, the Jollie is meant to be humped and rocked against, not for major thrusting. It’s meant to fill you with it’s tip that slides right under your cervix and let you grind and roll and rock your hips against it’s stimulating g-spot bump and ridged clitoral...
Read MoreLittle Su
When you first started masturbating did you hump the bed? The pillow? Did you lay on your belly, shove a hand between your legs and rub yourself against your own fingers to get off? Did you? I did. I still do sometimes. If you did… or if you want to… the Little Su is going to be the perfect toy for you. Crafted out of medical grade, velvety smooth silicone, the Little Su is truly a product created for a woman’s pleasure. Non vibratory, non phallicly shaped, this...
Read MoreDesire
I have a thing for Evolved products. How can you not have a thing for a sextoy that comes in it’s own industrial looking metal tin? That is waterproof? That is made out of body safe, phthalates free materials? You can’t, I tell you. Meet Desire, my newest Evolved product. Desire is a traditional vibrator, made out of ABS plastic, controlled by a push button in her base. She runs on two AA batteries and has three levels of vibration. Desire is seven inches long with six of...
Read MoreLove Balm
Love Balm. Even the name is sexy, don’t you think? I’ve been lusting after this stuff for awhile now. It’s classified as an oil based lube but, I’ll be honest with you, that wasn’t what I wanted it for. I read the description on Eden Fantasys… Whether swirled into a warm bath to soften skin, gently rubbed into your lover for a relaxing massage, or used to enhance intimacy, Love Balm will be sure to set the mood. …and decided I simply had to have...
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