Njoy Eleven
I’ve had the Njoy Eleven for over a month – probably closer to two – and I’m completely and totally past due on this review and yet, for some reason, I’m really struggling with writing it. How do you describe something as amazing as this sex toy? How do you find the words to describe something when that something robs you of words and turns you into a stuttering fool? How do you describe the most phenomenal metal dildo ever created? Right. See? Let’s...
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I was going to wait to do this review. I really was. I mean, the toy just came in the mail on Friday. But then Taylor got ahold of it today and it was just too magically delicious to not share immediately. I’ve been lusting after glass dildos for more than a year; drooling over them online and enviously reading other reviews. I wanted this baby so badly I stubbed my toe and almost fell, ass over tea kettle, sprinting down the steps and to the mailbox when I heard the mailman. It...
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