Normally, I avoid remote bullets like the plague.  Every single time I’ve tried one they cease functioning very quickly, burn thru batteries like a crackhead on a binge and have very poor remote range, making them fairly useless. The Couture Collection Bliss, which I received free to review from EdenFantasys, was set up in my

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I don’t have a prostate and my guy isn’t fond of anal insertion so I waited a long time to get the Billy.  After all, it’s pretty much the Liv with a small flare to make it anal safe and I already have a both a Liv and a Bob, which is the non vibrating anal toy

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I have had the Eroscillator for…  three months?  A bit more?  It has never taken me so long to write a review before.  I’ve started and stopped, started and stopped more times than I can count.  Not only is there the fact that I have little to add that hasn’t already been said about the

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So, I’m reviewing the LELO Bo and Tor cock rings in a sort of side by side comparison.  Cool, right?  Except for two things: I generally have no use for cock rings I am addicted to LELO You can see why reviewing these makes me feel conflicted.  Not so much reviewing them but that I

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What?  You’re somehow surprised I ordered a Siri as soon as they came out?  Pffft.  Of course I did.  I haz Lelo addiction and there is no 12 step program for it! The Siri is Lelo’s newest clitoral stimulator, said to be their strongest and quietest yet. Is it? Yes, I do believe it is.

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Mini bullets.  I’ll admit, right up front, that I’m not normally a fan. Oh, I see the appeal in them.  I can see why many do like them.  For me, however, they usually end up being not strong enough and kind of boring.  Buzzy.  Too slick.  Too pointy.  And they take watch batteries, which are

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When the guys over at Adam & Eve sent me the Janine’s Pirate’s Cove Vibrator to review I was a little uncertain.  It’s kind of not my style, you know? Don’t get me wrong, it’s cute as can be; a cream colored traditional plastic vibe with all sorts of Pirate-y goodness “tattooed” along the shaft.

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This is the second Tenga Egg we’ve had a chance to review and, since the first was an absolute hit, I wasn’t going to pass up another one. Tenga Eggs are single use male masturbators that come in a little plastic egg – much like those used to hide treats at Easter time.  Inside the

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I’m about ready to give up on rabbit vibrators.  I really am.  I have a couple that work for me – the Ina and Melody – and my luck at finding more seems to have run out. I was excited when I ordered the Ooh la la rabbit.  It’s silicone.  The shaft is shortish, which

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So it’s a definite.  I’m not a massager type of gal. I’ve tried many; from the Hitachi to the Fairy wand, from those purchased at Walmart to adult stores.  Each and every one of them is just too strong for me. So strong, in fact, that they make me feel numb in a painful way

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Ahh. Lily. How long I have longed for you.  You of the small, curvy body and velvety skin.  At last,  you are mine…. Oh.  Hi! Sorry. I was waxing romantic there.  Or stalkerish.  Or something.  I guess it makes the point, though, that I’ve wanted the Lelo Lily for a very long time. You see,

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