Couture Collection Bliss
Normally, I avoid remote bullets like the plague. Every single time I’ve tried one they cease functioning very quickly, burn thru batteries like a crackhead on a binge and have very poor remote range, making them fairly useless. The Couture Collection Bliss, which I received free to review from EdenFantasys, was set up in my mind to fail. My expectations were rock bottom. Imagine how shocked I was when it actually performed not only well but admirably on all counts. The Bliss Bullet...
Read MoreLELO Billy
I don’t have a prostate and my guy isn’t fond of anal insertion so I waited a long time to get the Billy. After all, it’s pretty much the Liv with a small flare to make it anal safe and I already have a both a Liv and a Bob, which is the non vibrating anal toy LELO produces. It was hard to tell myself I had to have the Billy, too. I eventually caved, however, after reading Sammi’s review. She made it sound too appealing to resist and I DO love the Liv, could...
Read MoreEroscillator
I have had the Eroscillator for… three months? A bit more? It has never taken me so long to write a review before. I’ve started and stopped, started and stopped more times than I can count. Not only is there the fact that I have little to add that hasn’t already been said about the Eroscillator but I’m also completely conflicted about this toy for so many reasons, not the least of which is its price. I’m going to start out with a list of pros and cons,...
Read MoreLELO Love Rings
So, I’m reviewing the LELO Bo and Tor cock rings in a sort of side by side comparison. Cool, right? Except for two things: I generally have no use for cock rings I am addicted to LELO You can see why reviewing these makes me feel conflicted. Not so much reviewing them but that I ordered them in the first place, I suppose. Feeding my addiction by ordering products I figured I’d have no use for is kind of pathetic. I’ll admit it! I’m incredibly glad I did,...
Read MoreLelo Siri
What? You’re somehow surprised I ordered a Siri as soon as they came out? Pffft. Of course I did. I haz Lelo addiction and there is no 12 step program for it! The Siri is Lelo’s newest clitoral stimulator, said to be their strongest and quietest yet. Is it? Yes, I do believe it is. It’s definitely very quiet, but all Lelo toys are. (In fact, most toys in general are quiet these days. I often find myself wanting to say something is loud or not as quiet as I expected...
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