Out of Sync
People are all spacey and smiley when they're done playing or giggling and comparing bruises. My fantasies and needs run more toward a torture scene than "The Secretary".
Read MoreDai-Do #5
I’ll admit it. I have a thing for metal toys. They’re just so gorgeous. And firm. And sleek. And gorgeous. The Dai-Do #5 is no exception. Crafted from anodized aluminum with a silicone band along the base, the #5 I got is a deeply bright red on the warmer side of the color spectrum. The contrast with the black silicone and silver accents is modern looking and sexy as hell. The Dai-Do #5, while it can certainly be used vaginally, makes an excellent anal dildo. It measures...
Read MoreItch, Bitch, Chicken
The one where I say I'm losing my mind at least four times... Shouldn't it be gone by now? And me in a happy place, drooling on myself?
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