Rosebud
I have come to the conclusion that rabbit vibes are not for me. Sure, there are a few I like but they are the rare occurrence rather than the norm. The Rosebud looked like it was going to be ideal; short shaft, big clit stimulator, a rotating shaft, no insane beads or discs and previous reviews said it was plenty strong. But when I got it it was obvious, from the very start, that it was another fail for me. It was then that I determined it’s because, when using a toy on *just* my...
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The Fun Factory Gallan may not be a Knight in Shining Armor but it’s damned close. I’d totally hook up with it if it came riding in on a white steed… For a bit of fun, anyhow. I can’t say that I’d marry it and live happily ever after in the blue vibrator palace but, yanno, I’d let it ravish me a time or two. I think we all know, by now, that I’m a huge fan of Fun Factory sex toys. The Gallan, like the other vibes I own from the G2 line, is thick, beefy, firm yet squishy...
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