I try, pretty hard, to find the good in every sex toy I review.  I try, really, really hard, not to be snarky about things.  I try, really, really, really hard not to be a material or price snob. And so I ordered the Silicone Mini Osciallator, figuring it deserved a shot.  After all, it

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I love Jimmyjane.  I really do.  From their candles and massage stones to the Form 6 and Little Chroma, I’ve delighted in reviewing everything I’ve tried from this amazing luxury toy company. Right up until I got the Form 3. Don’t get me wrong.  It all ends well and it turns out that I like

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Normally, I avoid remote bullets like the plague.  Every single time I’ve tried one they cease functioning very quickly, burn thru batteries like a crackhead on a binge and have very poor remote range, making them fairly useless. The Couture Collection Bliss, which I received free to review from EdenFantasys, was set up in my

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LELO Accessories General Info Do I need to repeat the fact that I have a LELO addiction?  I didn’t think so. The LELO accessories are, admittedly, not exactly our “style” when it comes to BDSM gear.  We play hard and fast and most of this stuff would get broken within an hour if we were

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Watch out, Jimmyjane, there’s a new candle in the neighborhood and it’s giving you a run for your money! I just reviewed the LELO flickering touch candle for Eden Fantasys, the review should go live tomorrow and I”ll link to it but I wanted to share some pictures and my overall impression here. In a

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Massage candles come in all sorts of price ranges and, though you would think they would all be pretty much the same, experience has shown me this is not the case. All massage candles have a soy wax base.  Soy wax melts at a lower temperature than paraffin or beeswax so it is ideal for this use.

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I have been sitting on this toy for two, three months now. Well, not literally sitting on it. That would be uncomfortable.  But we’ve had it awhile. My guy, from the get go, was sort of apathetic about it.  He’s a thruster and he isn’t much for a lot of slow, sensual messing around with

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I’m having to bite my tongue really hard over this review.  Mean, negative stuff just keeps wanting to come out and that is unfair.  There are many, many good things about this massage lotion. To start, Sensuous Beauty puts all of their products in really nice jars with pretty labels.  This – the Body Massage

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I am beyond in love with this kit, the Sweet Celebrations Box, from Kama Sutra.  I’ve tried everything in it before so it was nothing really new to me, other than some different scents and flavors, but the combination, along with the faux rose petals and the gorgeous packaging, just made it something really special.

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I was assigned this product as a Description Review over at EdenFantasys so the review should be up and live over there in a few days but I had to share some pictures and an overall impression. In a word?  Amazing. I’m not a huge fan of texture but this one really and truly has

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Kama Sutra Massage oils are pretty damned awesome, probably some of the best I’ve tried.  I received a full sized bottle not long ago and liked it enough that I wanted more, but was unsure which scents I’d like.  Enter the Massage Therapy Kit, a nice sample package consisting of 2 oz bottles of each

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I’ve reviewed Jimmyjane candles before; a couple of Embers and a couple of Afterglows.  I still wanted this sampler pack simply because it was a chance to try many scents all at once, without the commitment of having to use up – or throw away if I don’t like it – a large candle. The

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Stimulating gels and lubes tend to be really hit or miss for me.  Warming lubes rarely feel warm or they feel too warm.  Tingling lubes squick me out but tingling clitoral gels make me happy if they manage to work, though most do not.  I’ve found, personally, that the addition of argenine makes a huge

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I’ve been procrastinating on this review for, hell, I don’t know, a couple of months.  I’m just sort of stumped as to what to say. The Jimmyjane Form 2 is just sort of…  eh…  for me. I like it.  I don’t dislike it.  But it’s not spectacular and I wanted it to be. See?  I’m

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I don’t have a prostate and my guy isn’t fond of anal insertion so I waited a long time to get the Billy.  After all, it’s pretty much the Liv with a small flare to make it anal safe and I already have a both a Liv and a Bob, which is the non vibrating anal toy

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One thing I love about ordering my Nobessence toys from EdenFantasys is that the wood you end up getting is always a surprise.  This is the second time I’ve gotten a piece and had to ask Nobessence what, exactly, the wood time was though.  The first time, with the Romp I got, Dawn from Toi

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So.  Um.  I.  It.  Uh.  Look, I have NO IDEA WHY I BOUGHT A PVC butt plug.  After three years of reviewing sex toys and more than 300 reviews I know better. I bought it anyhow. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not normally a total material snob or anything.  PVC, jelly, rubber, cyberskin and

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When you hear something is medium you tend to think it’s going to be sort of middle of the road.  Let me tell you…  Not so much with the Sexy Spades Medium!  This baby has a full 2″ diameter – which means, for you sex toy afficianados out there, that it’s just as big around

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I am addicted to ceramic sex toys.  I’m okay with this addiction.  Not only are they useful, but they look quite pretty and are at least as worthy of collecting as tea cups or state spoons, right?  Right. So this is my collection of Lovemoiselle ceramic vibrators: The Doriane, Juliane and Cecile.  Such pretty, feminine

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There are a few different brands of ceramic sex toys at EdenFantasys — Lovemoiselle, Charles Duncan Designs and Goldfrau.  I haven’t managed to get my hands on a Goldfrau yet.  They’re unbelievably pricey and, though they are gorgeous, I haven’t convinced myself they’re worth the cost.  Charles Duncan Designs are lovely and I have a

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The Romp.  The Romp.  So much has been written about it, so many have swooned.  I am a huge fan of Nobessence (makers of the Romp) myself, have swooned over many of their products.  The Romp, though? Eh, not so much. I’m going to start out with what I do love.  I love the color

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I just did a review over at EdenFantasys for the Hans Hardwood #278 and figured I’d share my pictures of it’s awesomeness. And awesome it is. As awesome as the Pure Wand. I. Am. Not. Kidding. Anhow. Pics. :)

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So, I’m reviewing the LELO Bo and Tor cock rings in a sort of side by side comparison.  Cool, right?  Except for two things: I generally have no use for cock rings I am addicted to LELO You can see why reviewing these makes me feel conflicted.  Not so much reviewing them but that I

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Oh boy. This is a hard review to write.  I’ll be up front right from the get go and say, yes, I have compared this to the Eroscillator and yes, it loses in a blazing crash of defeat when you make that comparison.  I’m going to try to review the Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System

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I remember when the Lovemoiselle line first came out. Ohh, did I want the Noemie.  The minute I saw it I wanted it.  Somehow, I ended up with the Aveline and the vibrating Cecile but only just recently broke down and got myself the Noemie. I? Am very glad I did. All of the Lovemoiselle

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