Silicone Mini Oscillator
I try, pretty hard, to find the good in every sex toy I review. I try, really, really hard, not to be snarky about things. I try, really, really, really hard not to be a material or price snob. And so I ordered the Silicone Mini Osciallator, figuring it deserved a shot. After all, it could be as good as the Eroscillator, right? Oh boy. I really have… I have no words for this one, guys. It may be the worst toy I’ve ever tried. Let’s start out with the basics. The Silicone...
Read MoreForm 3
I love Jimmyjane. I really do. From their candles and massage stones to the Form 6 and Little Chroma, I’ve delighted in reviewing everything I’ve tried from this amazing luxury toy company. Right up until I got the Form 3. Don’t get me wrong. It all ends well and it turns out that I like it. I like it rather a LOT, actually. But, man, did it take me awhile to get there. The Form 3 definitely has a learning curve and until you figure out how it works best for you it may...
Read MoreCouture Collection Bliss
Normally, I avoid remote bullets like the plague. Every single time I’ve tried one they cease functioning very quickly, burn thru batteries like a crackhead on a binge and have very poor remote range, making them fairly useless. The Couture Collection Bliss, which I received free to review from EdenFantasys, was set up in my mind to fail. My expectations were rock bottom. Imagine how shocked I was when it actually performed not only well but admirably on all counts. The Bliss Bullet...
Read MoreLelo Accessories
LELO Accessories General Info Do I need to repeat the fact that I have a LELO addiction? I didn’t think so. The LELO accessories are, admittedly, not exactly our “style” when it comes to BDSM gear. We play hard and fast and most of this stuff would get broken within an hour if we were using it for full out play in our normal manner. My addiction dictated that I have them anyhow and I’m not disappointed. They’re beautiful, they make me feel beautiful when I...
Read MoreLELO Flickering Touch
Watch out, Jimmyjane, there’s a new candle in the neighborhood and it’s giving you a run for your money! I just reviewed the LELO flickering touch candle for Eden Fantasys, the review should go live tomorrow and I”ll link to it but I wanted to share some pictures and my overall impression here. In a word? Fantastic! No other massage candle I’ve tried, other than Jimmyjane products, have truly measured up to a good, quality massage oil but this one absolutely does. I...
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