I have had the Eroscillator for…  three months?  A bit more?  It has never taken me so long to write a review before.  I’ve started and stopped, started and stopped more times than I can count.  Not only is there the fact that I have little to add that hasn’t already been said about the

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So, I’m reviewing the LELO Bo and Tor cock rings in a sort of side by side comparison.  Cool, right?  Except for two things: I generally have no use for cock rings I am addicted to LELO You can see why reviewing these makes me feel conflicted.  Not so much reviewing them but that I

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Oh boy. This is a hard review to write.  I’ll be up front right from the get go and say, yes, I have compared this to the Eroscillator and yes, it loses in a blazing crash of defeat when you make that comparison.  I’m going to try to review the Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System

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I remember when the Lovemoiselle line first came out. Ohh, did I want the Noemie.  The minute I saw it I wanted it.  Somehow, I ended up with the Aveline and the vibrating Cecile but only just recently broke down and got myself the Noemie. I? Am very glad I did. All of the Lovemoiselle

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Sooooo…. I’ve wanted the Womolia for a long time, doubly so since they added the heat feature to it.  I mean, a strong massager that is nicely small, has  a head shaped for clitoral and vulval (vulvular? am I making words up? do you get what I mean?) stimulation, is rechargeable, looks completely discreet (seriously,

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Clitoral gels, for me, are kind of hit or miss.  I’ve had a few that worked very, very well and a few that didn’t work at all. Tickle Her Pink falls somewhere in the middle; it works, but it isn’t amazing.  It is, however, far more reasonably priced than many – my favorites tend to

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I have been on a quest for a long time to get all the Lelo toys.  I know.  I don’t need them.  I don’t even use them particularly often.  But I love them.  The look, the feel, the boxes, the little charging cords… It’s an addiction, okay?  I am almost there, though.  So long as

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I have a love/hate thing going on with Grrltoyz Spray Lube. On the one hand, it’s a spray lube!  Spray!  Lube!  Convenience!  Ease! On the other hand, it’s a spray lube.  So it’s got to be thin enough to spray out, which means it’s not all that slick or long lasting and it kind of

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So, Silky Sheets is this awesome product that is supposed to make your sheets feel…  well…  silky, no matter what they’re actually made of.  It’s also supposed to help dry up the wet spot and contain pheromones to make you feel sexay sexay. In my experience so far it does one of those three things.

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What?  You’re somehow surprised I ordered a Siri as soon as they came out?  Pffft.  Of course I did.  I haz Lelo addiction and there is no 12 step program for it! The Siri is Lelo’s newest clitoral stimulator, said to be their strongest and quietest yet. Is it? Yes, I do believe it is.

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Mini bullets.  I’ll admit, right up front, that I’m not normally a fan. Oh, I see the appeal in them.  I can see why many do like them.  For me, however, they usually end up being not strong enough and kind of boring.  Buzzy.  Too slick.  Too pointy.  And they take watch batteries, which are

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Ahhhh, the Emigi.  Another new item from SinFive, created to be sexy, sensual and safe.  This one is a kegel exerciser, one of those insertable devices you wear inside your vagina that makes exercising those pc muscles both easy and fun, almost automatic, with little effort on your part. Nice, right?  Keeping the pussy in

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So, more from SinFive, this time the Burgono.  Weird name, kind of weird looking but ohhhhh so nice in use.  Truly, this one was a surprise.  It looks a little boring and a little pointy and I’d passed it by for a lot of years and then, when I got it, was pleasantly proven to

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I recently got the opportunity to review some of the new SinFive product line – as well as some of the pieces they’ve had around awhile but were seldom reviewed.  I was, pretty much, pleased as punch because each item is really neat and different and, having reviewed soooo much already, new and different is

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It seems like every time I try a new massage oil I go a little bit gaga.  I can’t help it. I like massage oils, especially good ones.  This time, however, I’m beyond gaga and am somewhere close to…  mooning.  Swooning.  Calf-eyed love. Flower Power Teasing is the best massage oil I have ever tried.

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I’ve had the Fun Factory Pleasure Can on my wishlist for a long ass time.  I kept it there, figuring I’d eventually get it but it wasn’t a priority. I kept choosing other things over it. Now that I have it… I wish I’d waited even longer. Not that it’s a horrible piece of junk

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I am oddly on the fence about the Pure Plug 2.0.  I was super excited to get it, since it’s quite a bit larger than the Pure Plug Large or the Pfun plugs I have and about the same size as the Cyberglass Perfect P-spot.  I figured it would be nicely filling like the CPP

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Lust Dust… Yes, another sensual product. Another body powder/honey dust/lickable/edible thing.  What can I say? I’m an addict. This time it’s Lust Dust, from Good Vibes.  Lust Dust comes in two flavors – Honey Vanilla and Chocolate Strawberry.  Since I’m not a fan of chocolate, I got the Honey Vanilla. It comes in a wee

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I’m not entirely sure what made me ask for the Flirty G to review.  It’s not the normal type of product I would pick. It’s not something I’d have bought for myself.  And yet I was compelled to request it. Overall?  I’m quite glad I did.  Is it the best toy EVER?  No.  But, you

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I rarely review BDSM gear.  I am a BDSM gear snob.  Taylor makes all our BDSM gear, from floggers to whips to paddles to cuffs.  I’m spoiled.  I know exactly how good, quality, hand sewn BDSM gear feels and holds up.  I know what it’s like to have suspension cuffs made for my wrists and

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I’ll admit it.  I’m a sucker for metal sex toys.  Ever since I got my first one, I’ve been acquiring them at a ridiculous rate. Metal toys are all kinds of wonderful; firm, unyielding, excellent for g-spotting, fantastic for temperature play and so, so easy to keep clean. This time I’m reviewing the Tantus Alumina Revolve,

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I’ve been reviewing sex toys for awhile.  Three years?  Yeah, around three years.  And I’m not going to lie.  I’ve reviewed the Laya Spot before.  This is actually my fourth Laya Spot. I bet you’re wondering why so many, huh?  Is it because they break easily?  Nope.  It’s because a) I’ve found all four I’ve

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My fetish for metal continues to grow stronger.  (Ok, not a true fetish, but I’m enthralled, to say the least.)  This time, it’s the Dai-Do #4 that has me rapt. Google eyed.  In love. I’m not normally a huge fan of texture and, as you can see, this is a highly textured sex toy.  For some

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When the guys over at Adam & Eve sent me the Janine’s Pirate’s Cove Vibrator to review I was a little uncertain.  It’s kind of not my style, you know? Don’t get me wrong, it’s cute as can be; a cream colored traditional plastic vibe with all sorts of Pirate-y goodness “tattooed” along the shaft.

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This is the second Tenga Egg we’ve had a chance to review and, since the first was an absolute hit, I wasn’t going to pass up another one. Tenga Eggs are single use male masturbators that come in a little plastic egg – much like those used to hide treats at Easter time.  Inside the

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