It’s not that there isn’t sex going on around here. There is.  It’s just that I have no desire to write about sexy stuff.  Maybe not ever again. I should probably just make a vanilla blog, eh? Nah, this is my home and I’ll write what I want. Anyhow… Lots of fun going on. Summer

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I try, pretty hard, to find the good in every sex toy I review.  I try, really, really hard, not to be snarky about things.  I try, really, really, really hard not to be a material or price snob. And so I ordered the Silicone Mini Osciallator, figuring it deserved a shot.  After all, it

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So.  Um.  I.  It.  Uh.  Look, I have NO IDEA WHY I BOUGHT A PVC butt plug.  After three years of reviewing sex toys and more than 300 reviews I know better. I bought it anyhow. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not normally a total material snob or anything.  PVC, jelly, rubber, cyberskin and

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When you hear something is medium you tend to think it’s going to be sort of middle of the road.  Let me tell you…  Not so much with the Sexy Spades Medium!  This baby has a full 2″ diameter – which means, for you sex toy afficianados out there, that it’s just as big around

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I have a love/hate thing going on with Grrltoyz Spray Lube. On the one hand, it’s a spray lube!  Spray!  Lube!  Convenience!  Ease! On the other hand, it’s a spray lube.  So it’s got to be thin enough to spray out, which means it’s not all that slick or long lasting and it kind of

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Seemingly endless days where the sun is shining, a breeze is blowing, the clock is ticking slowly, the coffee is flowing freely, strong and dark. The music keeps me company while I sit outside, keeping Taylor company while he tinkers with the bike.

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Ahhhh, the Emigi.  Another new item from SinFive, created to be sexy, sensual and safe.  This one is a kegel exerciser, one of those insertable devices you wear inside your vagina that makes exercising those pc muscles both easy and fun, almost automatic, with little effort on your part. Nice, right?  Keeping the pussy in

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I recently got the opportunity to review some of the new SinFive product line – as well as some of the pieces they’ve had around awhile but were seldom reviewed.  I was, pretty much, pleased as punch because each item is really neat and different and, having reviewed soooo much already, new and different is

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Let’s start remembering it’s about being equal, not the same. Choice, not force

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I’ve been reviewing sex toys for awhile.  Three years?  Yeah, around three years.  And I’m not going to lie.  I’ve reviewed the Laya Spot before.  This is actually my fourth Laya Spot. I bet you’re wondering why so many, huh?  Is it because they break easily?  Nope.  It’s because a) I’ve found all four I’ve

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I knew, just looking at this plug, that it was going to be awesome.  It’s cute.  It’s silicone.  It has a happy bulge and a wide enough base and even a handy little silicone ring to help with removal. How could it not be awesome, right? The Pop Plugs come in three sizes – small,

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And that, I think, is why I have so little sympathy for those who let the shit in their lives make them into someone they don’t want to be. I can empathize, to a point, with the horrors and bad shit people go thru but I have no sympathy for letting it turn you into a nut.

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The whole world raves about the Liberator Throe.  Well, the whole squirting world, anyhow.  And since I’ve been more and more and more apt to squirt no matter what sort of sexual deed we’re participating in, I figured it was time to get one. So, what is a Throe? Basically, it’s a pretty blanket with

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I’m about ready to give up on rabbit vibrators.  I really am.  I have a couple that work for me – the Ina and Melody – and my luck at finding more seems to have run out. I was excited when I ordered the Ooh la la rabbit.  It’s silicone.  The shaft is shortish, which

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I have a right to personal space and personal opinions. To BE a person.

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via Mario M.M. Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter. Did you miss Pleasurists #83? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #85? Be sure to read

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I’ve had the Njoy Eleven for over a month – probably closer to two –  and I’m completely and totally past due on this review and yet, for some reason, I’m really struggling with writing it. How do you describe something as amazing as this sex toy?  How do you find the words to describe

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Weekend? Fantastic. Work after a three day weekend? Insane.

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I’m not a fan of waking up so being woken up before I’m ready by someone groping and grabbing just irritates me. My head spins around like the girl from The Exorcist and it’s not at all pretty.

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Facts, thoughts, moments, opinions from the past week,  in no particular order: It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived with someone, even after almost a decade the first time they walk in on you while you’re doing an anal douche?  Fucking embarrassing.  You will find yourself screeching “do you MIND????” and acting like a fool.

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Sleeping with a butt plug in gives you crazy erotic dreams and spankings on a cold ass really fucking hurt.

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So the other day, Taylor and I were fuckin’ away.  I was propped up on the Wedge, ass up, head down.  I’d already gotten off once and could tell he was about to.  So I squeezed my kegel muscles super tight… And squirted a stream that hit my knees. It left a huge puddle on

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So I was browsing around toy manufacturers sites one day, just checking out what was new and coming soon with different companies, and my eyes fell upon these things called The Couture Collection by California Exotics. Vibrators, all of them, in 100% silicone.  California Exotics?  Silicone?  Quality, high end toys?  No way. But it was

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Cuz that Impy girl is cool. :)  And she made this one up. 1. What’s your favourite way to have an orgasm? My absolute favorite is during PiV sex in a kind of modified missionary position with my legs up over his shoulders.  It makes me squirt almost every time and leaves me stuttering when

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Normally, I’m one of those girls who really likes her marks and bruises.  Welts and scabs and rainbows of purple, red, green and yellow – and the constant pressing and picking at those marks – make me feel happy.  They remind me of whatever activity caused them and the lingering pain keeps me slightly aroused.

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