The Non Sexy Post
It’s not that there isn’t sex going on around here. There is. It’s just that I have no desire to write about sexy stuff. Maybe not ever again. I should probably just make a vanilla blog, eh? Nah, this is my home and I’ll write what I want. Anyhow… Lots of fun going on. Summer weather means lots of riding. We’ve even gotten my bike running and I’ve gotten the courage to get on it. I’ve only ridden in a parking lot down the road and around...
Read MoreSilicone Mini Oscillator
I try, pretty hard, to find the good in every sex toy I review. I try, really, really hard, not to be snarky about things. I try, really, really, really hard not to be a material or price snob. And so I ordered the Silicone Mini Osciallator, figuring it deserved a shot. After all, it could be as good as the Eroscillator, right? Oh boy. I really have… I have no words for this one, guys. It may be the worst toy I’ve ever tried. Let’s start out with the basics. The Silicone...
Read MorePixie Curve
So. Um. I. It. Uh. Look, I have NO IDEA WHY I BOUGHT A PVC butt plug. After three years of reviewing sex toys and more than 300 reviews I know better. I bought it anyhow. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not normally a total material snob or anything. PVC, jelly, rubber, cyberskin and elastomer toys have their place in the toyboxes of many people. They can be very nice so long as you understand that they are porous, cannot be sanitized and should be replaced – OFTEN....
Read MoreSexy Spades Medium
When you hear something is medium you tend to think it’s going to be sort of middle of the road. Let me tell you… Not so much with the Sexy Spades Medium! This baby has a full 2″ diameter – which means, for you sex toy afficianados out there, that it’s just as big around as the Eleven or the Randy and smaller than the Pure Plug 2.0 – considered the jumbo version of the Pure Plug. This? Is not a medium plug! (I’m a little afraid to see what the...
Read MoreGrrltoyz Spray Lube
I have a love/hate thing going on with Grrltoyz Spray Lube. On the one hand, it’s a spray lube! Spray! Lube! Convenience! Ease! On the other hand, it’s a spray lube. So it’s got to be thin enough to spray out, which means it’s not all that slick or long lasting and it kind of runs a bit. Let’s start with the details about the product itself. Spray Lube is, as mentioned, spray lube. It’s lube, in a pump spray bottle. It comes in three flavors as...
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