I’ve been on a “sensual product” kick lately.  Oils and bath gels and candles and powders, slippery, sudsy, sweet smelling stuff that makes baths – and lovin’ – a lot of fun. I used to think all this stuff was sort of corny, you know?  Great for a honeymoon or anniversary for a vanilla friend

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A couple weeks ago I broke down and bought some toy cleaner.  Normally, I just use Dr. Bronners peppermint soap cuz it’s natural and it smells good and it’s, so far, been safe for all my toys.  But with the recent influx of ass toys into my life I decided it was time to try

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Glass.  Cold, heavy, thick and weighty in my hand.  Solid and stiff, slightly and perfectly curved with a thick, bulbous tip.  Beautiful and functional, a sunset helix winding it’s way inside a smooth textured shaft like old fashioned ribbon candy. Dildo or art? If it weren’t for the realistically formed, cock shaped head I would

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Betty Jo.  Betty Jo. I just don’t know what to think of you, Betty Jo. A silicone, rabbit-style cock ring.  A dual mini bullet system. A bit of good, a bit of bad… A bit of happy, a bit of sad. Let’s start with the silicone, rabbit-style cock ring. It’s silicone, so you can sterilize

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I love asking you guys questions.  Today I’m too lazy to type it twice, though. I was reading an article and it totally got my mind going in a zillion directions so I started a conversation over at EF on the forums.  Come play with me there. Basically it has to do with waiting to

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…like (insert a bunch of gibberish sung by Olivia Newton John and John Travolta and other, assorted freaks here). Um.  Yeah.  That song from Grease goes thru my head every time I look at this lube; Wet Together. The concept?  A pink bottle of tingling, silicone based lube for her, a blue bottle of warming,

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It always strikes me as odd, how the mind works. The way it wanders and skips from one thought to the next. I mean, last night, I was out on the balcony, looking out at the yard after having spent some time on Facebook.  I was thinking about how I’m not sure what my feelings

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We all know I have a serious thing for pink, right?  That’s not to say I like everything to be pink or that I like everything that is pink.  For instance, there is no pink room in my house (*sob*!) nor do I have a bunch of pink knick-knacks sitting around.  No pink bath towels

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Every time I see a discussion titled slave vs submissive, I damned near get lock jaw from clenching my teeth so hard. I am not about to get into the debate regarding what the difference is.  As far as I’m concerned, there freakin’ isn’t one.  Not in the way most folks mean when they talk

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Image by Andy Julia Photography. Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #27? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #29? Submit it here before Sunday May 18th at 11:59pm

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  Yeah, I got some.  In fact, I slept until nearly one in the afternoon today.  But why, you may ask, when I went to bed at like….  oh…  NINE last night?   In a word — Taylor. See, I’m out of ambien.  This is a huge bummer because I’m a chronic insomniac (and have

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So who doesn’t want a  Fun Factory LayaSpot, right?  Ergonomicly shaped, elastomed, solid, multi-speed vibrations with three pulsation/escalation patters, small enough to nestle into the palm of your hand, discreet enough to leave out without questions, splash proof and it comes in the coolest colors, to boot. Here’s a video of review of the one I received from Vibrator.com.

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Taylor and I just reviewed the Fleshlight STU Jack Ass (from the Fleshjack line, geared toward penised individuals who prefer male booty though he’s not particular nor the least bit homophobic. An ass is an ass and this one looked and felt good) for EdenFantasys. Fleshlights have a reputation for being the creme de la

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Why, no!  It’s a dildo!  The Jollie dildo by Jollies LLC, to be exact. And while it may look a little odd it feels like a trip to heaven. If heaven has sex. Or dildos. Much like the Little Su I reviewed last month, the Jollie is meant to be humped and rocked against, not

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Just did a review over at Eden Fantasys on the Nasstoys Butterfly Climaxer and I wanted to post some pictures of it, even though it was an on-site review. The toy itself is well designed with everything in the ideal anatomical place and a lovely, large clitoral stimulator.  It rotates well, even during clenching –

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I have wanted Smartballs for a good, long time and just couldn’t justify the expense when I already have a set of vaginal balls plus a barbell type exerciser.  Hence, when Babeland offered them up for review, I leaped on the chance to try them. Smartballs are a combination stimulating sex toy/kegel exercisor made by

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The Boss from Carrie Ann on Vimeo. The Boss is a Fun Factory vibrator made exclusively for Babeland.  It’s 8 3/4 inches long with a 1 3/5 inch diameter.  It comes in blue, purple or black silicone and runs on two AA batteries.  Vibrations are strong and deep but not over the top or numbing.

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The long awaited video to go along with my review of the Pipedreams Fetish Fantasy unisex straitjacket. Results?  The product is nice…  if you’re small enough to get into it.  I’m not. In fact, I blew out a seam the first time I put it on so I’m considering it an absolute fail. I gave

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From art-or-pornvia img-2006-10.photosight.ru Pleasurists #26 marks six months of Pleasurists weekly round-ups! Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #25? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #27? Submit it

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Every time I know we’re going to a play party I get in this mild sort of panic all day. I’m not certain panic is the right word. I get nervous and apprehensive and excited.  I start to wonder – and want to know - what Taylor has planned, what he’s going to do to me.

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I am having the laziest damned day today.  All the cleaning yesterday (as well as the benadryl to combat the allergy symptoms after cleaning up all the shedding dog hair) has me sort of worn out and blah today.  So does knowing I’ll have to do it all again tomorrow. (This time of year bites

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Lazy today so I’m using a picture from long, long ago.  The weekend Taylor and I met, actually.  Yes, there is a blowdryer and tampax in the background.  And, yes, the color is off.  But I’ve always been just enthralled with this picture. I think it’s the mirror image. Or the look on his face.

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Ok. Not exactly. But that IS the song I started singing when I took the Ramsey Rabbit out of his package. In fact, I even hopped him along my desk in time with my singing… Wouldn’t you??? He’s just so darned cute! He starts to seem less cute when you tuck the bullet vibrator up

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From www.lapetiteclaudine.com via art-or-porn Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #24? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #26? Submit it here before Sunday April 26th at 11:59pm PST.

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When you first started masturbating did you hump the bed?  The pillow?  Did you lay on your belly, shove a hand between your legs and rub yourself against your own fingers to get off? Did you?  I did.  I still do sometimes. If you did…  or if you want to… the Little Su is going

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