Nudity? Hot or not?

April 18, 2009 By In Babble, Sex 7 Comments

Bunch of stuff in my noggin’ that’s giving me a headache cuz it’s all tangled up in a crazy knot and won’t untwist… So you’ll have to forgive my rambling today. Somebody on a forum I frequent asked a question about sexuality and how it relates to nudity and if being comfortable nude and loving

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Seduction

April 14, 2009 By In Reviews 11 Comments

I wasn’t quite seduced by the Seduction but I certainly liked it well enough. :) The Seduction is another hard, plastic, traditional vibrator with a velvety finish and a lot of oomph for the cost.  Along with the oomph comes quite a bit of noise with this one, however, which is the main reason I

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Pleasurists #24

April 13, 2009 By In Reviews 1 Comment

from www.positivevoid.co.uk found via Art or Porn Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #23? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #25? Submit it here before Sunday April 19th

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Desire

April 12, 2009 By In Reviews 10 Comments

I have a thing for Evolved products. How can you not have a thing for a sextoy that comes in it’s own industrial looking metal tin?  That is waterproof?  That is made out of body safe, phthalates free materials? You can’t, I tell you. Meet Desire, my newest Evolved product. Desire is a traditional vibrator,

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Carrie Ann’s Wishlist

April 12, 2009 By In Babble 7 Comments

Yes, a wishlist. My wishlist. Because Ginger Leigh and SexToys.com are having a contest and I could win everything on it.  Can you squee loudly?  I can! The We Vibe.  G-spot and clitoral stimulaton DURING sex?  And it works?  Is that not heaven? Smart Balls in Vanilla/Pistachio to match my Laya spot. Shouldn’t everyone have

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Countdown

April 9, 2009 By In Life, Love, Sex No Comment

So last night I gave Taylor a bath.  Nothing unusual there, since he nearly always wants me to scrub him when he bathes. After the bath, though, he started to get a little frisky; neck kissing and boobie groping and all that good stuff.  When I noticed him getting a hard on I was like…

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Love Balm

April 7, 2009 By In Reviews, Sex 8 Comments

Love Balm. Even the name is sexy, don’t you think?  I’ve been lusting after this stuff for awhile now. It’s classified as an oil based lube but, I’ll be honest with you, that wasn’t what I wanted it for.  I read the description on Eden Fantasys… Whether swirled into a warm bath to soften skin,

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Pleasurists #23

April 7, 2009 By In Reviews 1 Comment

Aliciante » Blog Archive » Coisas Simples via bendmeover Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #22? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #24? Submit it here before Sunday

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Attention Nazi

April 6, 2009 By In Babble, Dirty Dishes 12 Comments

Attention. We all want some sometimes. Some of us want more than others. You know the type.  Attention whores.   Everything they do is done to garner attention. It’s another thing I just don’t get. Now I’m not going to say I never look for attention.  We all do. Blogging itself is an attention seeking

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Whimper

April 5, 2009 By In BDSM No Comment

I must lose 25 pounds. So that I can wear this. Pink PVC. *whimper* Fetish PVC mini skirt – Mini skirt – EdenFantasys Fetish pink PVC corset – Corset – EdenFantasys They make it all in a size that would fit me but, at this weight, I don’t think it would LOOK good. Damn it.

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I just don’t get it

April 5, 2009 By In Dirty Dishes, Life 5 Comments

So I just ranted about this less than two months ago but I feel the need to revisit. Insult.  Injury. Offense. Stop it already! Is it because we are so connected to so many people over the internet?  Because we converse with people we’d never meet at all in our daily lives?  Because we read so

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Morning Sex

April 1, 2009 By In BDSM, Life, Love 9 Comments

I”m not much of a fan of morning sex. Don’t get me wrong.  Every time we have morning sex, I’m in heaven all day.  I just loahte waking up.  I don’t wake up well.  Someone touching me when I’m waking up makes me want to kill them; stab them right thru the eye with the

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Fuck cool.

March 31, 2009 By In Babble, Dirty Dishes 1 Comment

So I’m sitting here and Taylor left the t.v. on when he went in the basement.  I never have the t.v. on during the day.  It irritates me.  But anyhow… The Daily Show with Jon Stewart comes on.  I’m not really paying any attention to the t.v. cuz my desk doesn’t face it and it wasn’t

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A Little Something for Him

March 31, 2009 By In Reviews 14 Comments

I get all sorts of stuff to review, yanno?  And most of it – while Taylor can use it on me – is pretty much…  for me. So when I saw the Body Spa Vibrating Sponge offered over at Babeland, I snapped it up.  Why?  Because Taylor loves sponges for his bath.  I prefer a

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Oh Sugar Sugar

March 29, 2009 By In Reviews, Sex 13 Comments

You know how, sometimes, you see something and your eye keeps coming back to it?  Like a pair of shoes or a great deal on a camera chip on Ebay.  A perfect corset you can’t stop drooling over.  Angelina Jolie. That’s how it was with me and the Sugar Drop. I looked at it.  Looked

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Fluff, fluff and more fluff

March 26, 2009 By In Babble, BDSM, Love 8 Comments

Taylor is thiiiiiiiiis close to having the bike put back together and running for the season and, guess what? They’re forcasting snow for Saturday and Tuesday.   Whiskey Tango Foxtrot????? Wisconsin sometimes sucks ass. ——————————- I told Taylor to shut up this morning and had a damned fit over absolutely nothing. There are times I

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Divinely Pink, Perfectly Divine

March 25, 2009 By In Reviews 11 Comments

So I’ve been talking about that pink bag for a week or so, eh? I finally got it reveiwed and you can check that out over at Eden Fantasys if you want to read about it. I’m not going to gush anymore, other than to say this bag is seriously fabulous. It’s pink; soft but

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Babble babble thunder clatter…

March 23, 2009 By In Babble, BDSM, Life 4 Comments

…Boom boom boom. ____________________________________ I got this thing in the mail today.  A pamphlet and coupon thing from Glade.  For their new… Ahem… Fragrance Collection. Cuz, you know, the rest of their stuff doesn’t have fragrance or anything. *blinkblink* What is with the people running advertising and marketing these days?  Have you seen that t.v. commercial

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Pretty pretty princess (a rant)

March 22, 2009 By In BDSM, Dirty Dishes, Life, Love 25 Comments

Bunch of hooplah over on FetLife.  What’s new, right?   I’m extremely stressed out over the constant slavier-than-thou bullshit I see all over the place. I’m not a fucking slave, god damn it.  I don’t have to behave the way you do, the way the folks in Laura Antoniou’s books do or the way Master Meatmeister

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Fusion Duality by Evolved

March 22, 2009 By In Reviews 8 Comments

I wanted to love this toy. It’s a ten and a half inch, ABS plastic, body safe vibrator with dual motors, a g-spot head, a bumpy textured head and sixteen possible sensation combinations.  It’s a really cool purple color and comes in a wickedly awesome metal storage tin. Unfortunately I don’t love it. It’s ok.

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But…

March 21, 2009 By In BDSM, Reviews 3 Comments

On a happier note… I have these things to review this week.  A dildo and a bag to put it in. Both are seriously fucking hot.  An orange dildo with a lucite stand? And a pink bag?  PINK?  Pale pink crocodile pattern?  I’m in freakin’ heaven. Eden Fantasys rocks.

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What? WHAT? No fucking way.

March 21, 2009 By In BDSM, Dirty Dishes 4 Comments

“In my relationship there is none of this needing to tingle stuff.  There is no throwing of ashtrays.  I obey happily and suffer gladly.  I learn from mistakes and so does he and then we stop making mistakes and live together in un-ambiguous, perfectly communicating harmony!” Well.  Maybe not those exact words but that exact implication.

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Pleasurists #20

March 16, 2009 By In Reviews No Comment

via therealkatewest Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #19? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #21? Submit it here before Sunday March 15th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post

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In Lust with Liv (Video Review)

March 15, 2009 By In Reviews 10 Comments

The Lelo Liv is genuinely a spectacular and luxurious toy. Her features? Body safe, phthalate free silicone and plastic. Rechargeable LI-Ion battery charges in 2 hours and is good for 1 1/2 to 4 hours use. Indicator light lets you know when it’s on, how the charge is doing and when you push a button.

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Just a Gigolo… (review)

March 13, 2009 By In BDSM, Reviews 10 Comments

…and everywhere I go, people know the part I’m playing. Paid for every dance, sellin’ each romance, every night some heart, betrayin’… Well, this Gigolo may not be betraying any hearts – or causing me to betray any hearts – but he’s sure got my attention! The Gigolo by Fun Factory is a large, girthy,

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