Bunch of stuff in my noggin’ that’s giving me a headache cuz it’s all tangled up in a crazy knot and won’t untwist… So you’ll have to forgive my rambling today. Somebody on a forum I frequent asked a question about sexuality and how it relates to nudity and if being comfortable nude and loving
Seduction
I wasn’t quite seduced by the Seduction but I certainly liked it well enough. :) The Seduction is another hard, plastic, traditional vibrator with a velvety finish and a lot of oomph for the cost. Along with the oomph comes quite a bit of noise with this one, however, which is the main reason I
Pleasurists #24
from www.positivevoid.co.uk found via Art or Porn Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #23? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #25? Submit it here before Sunday April 19th
Desire
I have a thing for Evolved products. How can you not have a thing for a sextoy that comes in it’s own industrial looking metal tin? That is waterproof? That is made out of body safe, phthalates free materials? You can’t, I tell you. Meet Desire, my newest Evolved product. Desire is a traditional vibrator,
Carrie Ann’s Wishlist
Yes, a wishlist. My wishlist. Because Ginger Leigh and SexToys.com are having a contest and I could win everything on it. Can you squee loudly? I can! The We Vibe. G-spot and clitoral stimulaton DURING sex? And it works? Is that not heaven? Smart Balls in Vanilla/Pistachio to match my Laya spot. Shouldn’t everyone have
Countdown
So last night I gave Taylor a bath. Nothing unusual there, since he nearly always wants me to scrub him when he bathes. After the bath, though, he started to get a little frisky; neck kissing and boobie groping and all that good stuff. When I noticed him getting a hard on I was like…
Love Balm
Love Balm. Even the name is sexy, don’t you think? I’ve been lusting after this stuff for awhile now. It’s classified as an oil based lube but, I’ll be honest with you, that wasn’t what I wanted it for. I read the description on Eden Fantasys… Whether swirled into a warm bath to soften skin,
Pleasurists #23
Aliciante » Blog Archive » Coisas Simples via bendmeover Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #22? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #24? Submit it here before Sunday
Attention Nazi
Attention. We all want some sometimes. Some of us want more than others. You know the type. Attention whores. Everything they do is done to garner attention. It’s another thing I just don’t get. Now I’m not going to say I never look for attention. We all do. Blogging itself is an attention seeking
Whimper
I must lose 25 pounds. So that I can wear this. Pink PVC. *whimper* Fetish PVC mini skirt – Mini skirt – EdenFantasys Fetish pink PVC corset – Corset – EdenFantasys They make it all in a size that would fit me but, at this weight, I don’t think it would LOOK good. Damn it.
I just don’t get it
So I just ranted about this less than two months ago but I feel the need to revisit. Insult. Injury. Offense. Stop it already! Is it because we are so connected to so many people over the internet? Because we converse with people we’d never meet at all in our daily lives? Because we read so
Morning Sex
I”m not much of a fan of morning sex. Don’t get me wrong. Every time we have morning sex, I’m in heaven all day. I just loahte waking up. I don’t wake up well. Someone touching me when I’m waking up makes me want to kill them; stab them right thru the eye with the
Fuck cool.
So I’m sitting here and Taylor left the t.v. on when he went in the basement. I never have the t.v. on during the day. It irritates me. But anyhow… The Daily Show with Jon Stewart comes on. I’m not really paying any attention to the t.v. cuz my desk doesn’t face it and it wasn’t
A Little Something for Him
I get all sorts of stuff to review, yanno? And most of it – while Taylor can use it on me – is pretty much… for me. So when I saw the Body Spa Vibrating Sponge offered over at Babeland, I snapped it up. Why? Because Taylor loves sponges for his bath. I prefer a
Oh Sugar Sugar
You know how, sometimes, you see something and your eye keeps coming back to it? Like a pair of shoes or a great deal on a camera chip on Ebay. A perfect corset you can’t stop drooling over. Angelina Jolie. That’s how it was with me and the Sugar Drop. I looked at it. Looked
Fluff, fluff and more fluff
Taylor is thiiiiiiiiis close to having the bike put back together and running for the season and, guess what? They’re forcasting snow for Saturday and Tuesday. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot????? Wisconsin sometimes sucks ass. ——————————- I told Taylor to shut up this morning and had a damned fit over absolutely nothing. There are times I
Divinely Pink, Perfectly Divine
So I’ve been talking about that pink bag for a week or so, eh? I finally got it reveiwed and you can check that out over at Eden Fantasys if you want to read about it. I’m not going to gush anymore, other than to say this bag is seriously fabulous. It’s pink; soft but
Babble babble thunder clatter…
…Boom boom boom. ____________________________________ I got this thing in the mail today. A pamphlet and coupon thing from Glade. For their new… Ahem… Fragrance Collection. Cuz, you know, the rest of their stuff doesn’t have fragrance or anything. *blinkblink* What is with the people running advertising and marketing these days? Have you seen that t.v. commercial
Pretty pretty princess (a rant)
Bunch of hooplah over on FetLife. What’s new, right? I’m extremely stressed out over the constant slavier-than-thou bullshit I see all over the place. I’m not a fucking slave, god damn it. I don’t have to behave the way you do, the way the folks in Laura Antoniou’s books do or the way Master Meatmeister
Fusion Duality by Evolved
I wanted to love this toy. It’s a ten and a half inch, ABS plastic, body safe vibrator with dual motors, a g-spot head, a bumpy textured head and sixteen possible sensation combinations. It’s a really cool purple color and comes in a wickedly awesome metal storage tin. Unfortunately I don’t love it. It’s ok.
But…
On a happier note… I have these things to review this week. A dildo and a bag to put it in. Both are seriously fucking hot. An orange dildo with a lucite stand? And a pink bag? PINK? Pale pink crocodile pattern? I’m in freakin’ heaven. Eden Fantasys rocks.
What? WHAT? No fucking way.
“In my relationship there is none of this needing to tingle stuff. There is no throwing of ashtrays. I obey happily and suffer gladly. I learn from mistakes and so does he and then we stop making mistakes and live together in un-ambiguous, perfectly communicating harmony!” Well. Maybe not those exact words but that exact implication.
Pleasurists #20
via therealkatewest Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #19? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #21? Submit it here before Sunday March 15th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post
In Lust with Liv (Video Review)
The Lelo Liv is genuinely a spectacular and luxurious toy. Her features? Body safe, phthalate free silicone and plastic. Rechargeable LI-Ion battery charges in 2 hours and is good for 1 1/2 to 4 hours use. Indicator light lets you know when it’s on, how the charge is doing and when you push a button.
Just a Gigolo… (review)
…and everywhere I go, people know the part I’m playing. Paid for every dance, sellin’ each romance, every night some heart, betrayin’… Well, this Gigolo may not be betraying any hearts – or causing me to betray any hearts – but he’s sure got my attention! The Gigolo by Fun Factory is a large, girthy,




