Oh Gallant Knight…
The Fun Factory Gallan may not be a Knight in Shining Armor but it’s damned close. I’d totally hook up with it if it came riding in on a white steed… For a bit of fun, anyhow. I can’t say that I’d marry it and live happily ever after in the blue vibrator palace but, yanno, I’d let it ravish me a time or two. I think we all know, by now, that I’m a huge fan of Fun Factory sex toys. The Gallan, like the other vibes I own from the G2 line, is thick, beefy, firm yet squishy...
Read MorePerfect Form
I want to rave on and on about the Jimmyjane Form 6. I mean, it’s a luxury vibrator whose design makes it the most nearly perfect sex toy I’ve ever seen or felt. Dual motors. Dual shafts. Five speeds, six modes. No drop in power if you use both ends simultaneously. Patterns that wave and pulse and throb between the two ends. It stimulates the clit, the entire vulva, no matter how you use it since the vibrations also travel thru the entire toy, making each inch of the velvety...
Read MoreLovemoiselle Cecile
I’ve had a ceramic toy on my wishlist for… ever. I got one look at the Goldrau toys and my eyes crossed with longing. Then the Lovemoiselle ceramic toys came out and, holy crap, they’re a quarter the cost. And then they made vibrating ceramic toys – that are still half the cost of the Goldfrau line – and I was sold. Had to have one. When Eden Fantasys started to carry them and I had the chance to do a descriptive review? Woot! I’m not gonna lie. I did the happy...
Read MoreThe Bootie. It’s fun.
There have been a ton of reviews lately of the Fun Factory Bootie, pretty much all of them favorable. I’m a Fun Factory fan so it shouldn’t surprise me that I liked the Bootie quite a bit – yet it does. When Babeland offered it up for review I was very undecided at first. I think because it’s smallish (2.5” x 1”) I assumed it would be too small. It’s not. The Bootie, with it’s dense yet soft, matte silicone, tapered base, bulbous head, flexible neck and amazing curve, is...
Read MoreVibrator? Or Michelin Man?
So I was browsing around toy manufacturers sites one day, just checking out what was new and coming soon with different companies, and my eyes fell upon these things called The Couture Collection by California Exotics. Vibrators, all of them, in 100% silicone. California Exotics? Silicone? Quality, high end toys? No way. But it was true. They’d created an entire line of silicone vibrators that were supposed to be quiet, waterproof, multi-function and strong. It looked, to me, like...
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