The Fun Factory Gallan may not be a Knight in Shining Armor but it’s damned close.  I’d totally hook up with it if it came riding in on a white steed… For a bit of fun, anyhow.  I can’t say that I’d marry it and live happily ever after in the blue vibrator palace but, [...]

I want to rave on and on about the Jimmyjane Form 6.  I mean, it’s a luxury vibrator  whose design makes it the most nearly perfect sex toy I’ve ever seen or felt. Dual motors.  Dual shafts.  Five speeds, six modes.  No drop in power if you use both ends simultaneously.  Patterns that wave and [...]

I’ve had a ceramic toy on my wishlist for…   ever.  I got one look at the Goldrau toys and my eyes crossed with longing.  Then the Lovemoiselle ceramic toys came out and, holy crap, they’re a quarter the cost.  And then they made vibrating ceramic toys – that are still half the cost of the [...]

There have been a ton of reviews lately of the Fun Factory Bootie, pretty much all of them favorable.  I’m a Fun Factory fan so it shouldn’t surprise me that I liked the Bootie quite a bit – yet it does.  When Babeland offered it up for review I was very undecided at first. I [...]

So I was browsing around toy manufacturers sites one day, just checking out what was new and coming soon with different companies, and my eyes fell upon these things called The Couture Collection by California Exotics. Vibrators, all of them, in 100% silicone.  California Exotics?  Silicone?  Quality, high end toys?  No way. But it was [...]

Sometimes, I want something for so long I hype myself all up with unrealistic expectations.  I hate when that happens. Thankfully, this time it didn’t. I’d already read a bunch of reviews on Fizz lube and knew it wasn’t going to be actually fizzy, that it was sugar free and that a lot of folks [...]

A couple weeks ago I broke down and bought some toy cleaner.  Normally, I just use Dr. Bronners peppermint soap cuz it’s natural and it smells good and it’s, so far, been safe for all my toys.  But with the recent influx of ass toys into my life I decided it was time to try [...]

Glass.  Cold, heavy, thick and weighty in my hand.  Solid and stiff, slightly and perfectly curved with a thick, bulbous tip.  Beautiful and functional, a sunset helix winding it’s way inside a smooth textured shaft like old fashioned ribbon candy. Dildo or art? If it weren’t for the realistically formed, cock shaped head I would [...]

Betty Jo.  Betty Jo. I just don’t know what to think of you, Betty Jo. A silicone, rabbit-style cock ring.  A dual mini bullet system. A bit of good, a bit of bad… A bit of happy, a bit of sad. Let’s start with the silicone, rabbit-style cock ring. It’s silicone, so you can sterilize [...]

So a few weeks ago, Ginger Leigh and Sextoys.com had a fun filled day of contests and giveaways.  Stuff for the guys, stuff for the girls, stuff for the girl’s guys.  Stuff, stuff and more stuff!  It was a day filled with Twitter fun and, huzzzzah!  I won a Climax Silicone Wavy G-shaft dildo. This [...]

We all know I’m a fan of Evolved, right?  And I’m sure everyone can guess that when the Bottle Rocket line came out I was going to have to have one, right? I mean…  mini vibe in a bottle?  Can you get any cuter than that? I didn’t think so. Anyhow… The good folks over [...]

…like (insert a bunch of gibberish sung by Olivia Newton John and John Travolta and other, assorted freaks here). Um.  Yeah.  That song from Grease goes thru my head every time I look at this lube; Wet Together. The concept?  A pink bottle of tingling, silicone based lube for her, a blue bottle of warming, [...]

via beyondporno Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #30? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #32? Submit it here before Sunday June 7th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post [...]

I’ve been itching to try something stainless steel for awhile.  And, yanno, everyone does the Njoy products – and I’d like to do one, too.  But I certainly wasn’t going to turn down the Phallix Stainless Steel Threaded Love Wand when I got the chance to review it. And I’m glad I didn’t.  Cuz it’s [...]

…and there are some seriously fucking awesome vibrators on this list. At 30% off. Thirty. Holy crap.  This one has been on my wish list since I first saw it; silicone, quiet, rollercoaster vibrations and it’s YELLOW. Or lavender.  Yummy.

My love for the Lelo Nea knows no bounds. The relationship started out iffy.  I won this vibrator in a contest over on the Eden Fantasys forums.  (Have you checked out the forums over there?  They’re a very nifty tool if you have questions about toys, toy use and sexuality in general)  When it got [...]

We all know I have a serious thing for pink, right?  That’s not to say I like everything to be pink or that I like everything that is pink.  For instance, there is no pink room in my house (*sob*!) nor do I have a bunch of pink knick-knacks sitting around.  No pink bath towels [...]

I can’t rave enough about the Sensuous Soak Kit I received from Babeland. The minute it was offered for review I knew I’d use this more for Taylor than myself.  Giving him baths is one of my favorite services and, while we already have one of the Body Spa Vibrating Sponges that is included in [...]

  …and Sextoys.com. Fabulous why? Because, thanks to Ginger Leigh and the folks over at SexToys.com, I won a Topco Climax Silicone Wavy Shaft today. How cool is that?!   We had a blast on Twitter, with them teasing us all about contests and making us come up with good reasons we should win them.  [...]

Image by Autumn Sonnichsen Photography found via The Alexa Collection Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #28? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #30? Submit it here before [...]

Just finished a review of the Bad Ass G-Bullet for Eden Fantasys and wanted to, as usual, get some pictures of it for those who may be curious.  I apologize for the picture quality; my camera didn’t want to focus on the thing cuz of the texture so they’re a little blurry. The Bad Ass [...]

Image by Andy Julia Photography. Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #27? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #29? Submit it here before Sunday May 18th at 11:59pm [...]

More awesomesauce from EdenFantasys! The new Evolved Bottle Rockets line is due to be released March 25.  Sign up for a product alert cuz the first ten buyers are gonna get theirs free with the product code FREEROCKET. 20% off the rest of the Evolved product lines thru May 21 with the code EVOLVED20. Have [...]

So who doesn’t want a  Fun Factory LayaSpot, right?  Ergonomicly shaped, elastomed, solid, multi-speed vibrations with three pulsation/escalation patters, small enough to nestle into the palm of your hand, discreet enough to leave out without questions, splash proof and it comes in the coolest colors, to boot. Here’s a video of review of the one I received from Vibrator.com. [...]

Taylor and I just reviewed the Fleshlight STU Jack Ass (from the Fleshjack line, geared toward penised individuals who prefer male booty though he’s not particular nor the least bit homophobic. An ass is an ass and this one looked and felt good) for EdenFantasys. Fleshlights have a reputation for being the creme de la [...]