Awhile back I reviewed an oil from Angelic Aromas called Va va Vixen. It was supposed to be a chakra opening, spicy scented oil. It smelled like cinnamon tacos. Total fail. But I’m open minded so I decided to give the company and their products another chance… And here I am, reviewing Two to Tango
It’s the B-bomb but not all that bomb
What a bad week for toys for me. I was all… doing the happy dance… when I got the notice that I was getting the Tantus B-bomb to review. I haven’t tried a single Tantus product and they seem to be so completely and totally loved by those who use them… Leave it to me
Angelic? Maybe. Heavenly? Not so much.
The Angel (or Angelo on the Fun Factory site) has been on my wishlist for a good, long time. I thought I’d love it. I’m a huge fan of Fun Factory toys and it was high time I had one of their mini vibes; when Babeland offered the Angel up for review I was all
We go Together…
…like (insert a bunch of gibberish sung by Olivia Newton John and John Travolta and other, assorted freaks here). Um. Yeah. That song from Grease goes thru my head every time I look at this lube; Wet Together. The concept? A pink bottle of tingling, silicone based lube for her, a blue bottle of warming,
HNT and all that jazz
Hope y’all have a happy one! I’m outtie. Night night. Sleepy sleep. xoxo
Pleasurists #31
via beyondporno Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #30? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #32? Submit it here before Sunday June 7th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post
Phallix Threaded Steel Wand
I’ve been itching to try something stainless steel for awhile. And, yanno, everyone does the Njoy products – and I’d like to do one, too. But I certainly wasn’t going to turn down the Phallix Stainless Steel Threaded Love Wand when I got the chance to review it. And I’m glad I didn’t. Cuz it’s
Morning Chatter (that makes little sense)
So y’all know I’m a housemouse, right? Being a housemouse, I have no real set bed time or wake up time. I get up every morning to wake up the Teen but he’s way old enough to shower on his own and get off to school without me having to stay awake —
Sale!
…and there are some seriously fucking awesome vibrators on this list. At 30% off. Thirty. Holy crap. This one has been on my wish list since I first saw it; silicone, quiet, rollercoaster vibrations and it’s YELLOW. Or lavender. Yummy.
Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
I’m going to admit it. When I got the Climax Silicone Ribbed G-shaft dildo, I ran around the house with it held in front of me like a penis, saying those famous “Incredible Hulk” words over and over until Taylor wanted to beat me with the dildo. I couldn’t HELP myself. It’s green. We do
Nea, my love…
My love for the Lelo Nea knows no bounds. The relationship started out iffy. I won this vibrator in a contest over on the Eden Fantasys forums. (Have you checked out the forums over there? They’re a very nifty tool if you have questions about toys, toy use and sexuality in general) When it got
Big-Ass Pussy
Taylor recently got to try the Big-Ass Pussy from Pipedream for Eden Fantasys. Taylor’s wanted a “life sized” masturbator for awhile now so he was pretty excited when I said he was getting this one. The Big-Ass Pussy, however, was afraid of him and his threats to “screw it down to his desk” if it
In Lust with For Your Nymphomation
We all know I have a serious thing for pink, right? That’s not to say I like everything to be pink or that I like everything that is pink. For instance, there is no pink room in my house (*sob*!) nor do I have a bunch of pink knick-knacks sitting around. No pink bath towels
Sensuous Soak Kit
I can’t rave enough about the Sensuous Soak Kit I received from Babeland. The minute it was offered for review I knew I’d use this more for Taylor than myself. Giving him baths is one of my favorite services and, while we already have one of the Body Spa Vibrating Sponges that is included in
The Always Fabulous Ginger Leigh
…and Sextoys.com. Fabulous why? Because, thanks to Ginger Leigh and the folks over at SexToys.com, I won a Topco Climax Silicone Wavy Shaft today. How cool is that?! We had a blast on Twitter, with them teasing us all about contests and making us come up with good reasons we should win them.
Pleasurists #29
Image by Autumn Sonnichsen Photography found via The Alexa Collection Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #28? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #30? Submit it here before
Joanna Angel’s Bad Ass G-Bullet
Just finished a review of the Bad Ass G-Bullet for Eden Fantasys and wanted to, as usual, get some pictures of it for those who may be curious. I apologize for the picture quality; my camera didn’t want to focus on the thing cuz of the texture so they’re a little blurry. The Bad Ass
Pleasurists #28
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Bottle Rockets?
More awesomesauce from EdenFantasys! The new Evolved Bottle Rockets line is due to be released March 25. Sign up for a product alert cuz the first ten buyers are gonna get theirs free with the product code FREEROCKET. 20% off the rest of the Evolved product lines thru May 21 with the code EVOLVED20. Have
Laya Spot Review
So who doesn’t want a Fun Factory LayaSpot, right? Ergonomicly shaped, elastomed, solid, multi-speed vibrations with three pulsation/escalation patters, small enough to nestle into the palm of your hand, discreet enough to leave out without questions, splash proof and it comes in the coolest colors, to boot. Here’s a video of review of the one I received from Vibrator.com.
Fleshjack!
Taylor and I just reviewed the Fleshlight STU Jack Ass (from the Fleshjack line, geared toward penised individuals who prefer male booty though he’s not particular nor the least bit homophobic. An ass is an ass and this one looked and felt good) for EdenFantasys. Fleshlights have a reputation for being the creme de la
Give me Fever!
Sextoy.com’s “Give me Fever”— Sex Toys Giveaway Contest! Spring is finally upon us, the time when lovers get frisky and people’s minds turn to sex! To help get you motivated and to celebrate May as Masturbation Month, Sextoy.com is partnering with the Pleasurists.com for the “Give me Fever”— Sex Toys Giveaway Contest with $500 in prize package
Futuristic Ray Gun? Sea Creature?
Why, no! It’s a dildo! The Jollie dildo by Jollies LLC, to be exact. And while it may look a little odd it feels like a trip to heaven. If heaven has sex. Or dildos. Much like the Little Su I reviewed last month, the Jollie is meant to be humped and rocked against, not
Butterfly Climaxer
Just did a review over at Eden Fantasys on the Nasstoys Butterfly Climaxer and I wanted to post some pictures of it, even though it was an on-site review. The toy itself is well designed with everything in the ideal anatomical place and a lovely, large clitoral stimulator. It rotates well, even during clenching –
Pleasurists #27
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