Stop. Brew. Fill. Sink. Breathe.
That is exactly how my immediate future is looking. It’s been a hectic day and I am tired and I can’t stop working even though I stopped working three hours ago so I need to consciously STOP. Go into the kitchen. Brew up a strong, rich cup of Sumatran coffee. Fill the tub. Toss in a splash of that good cocoa and goji bath foam. Light candles. Grab my book, sink into the hot, sudsy water, tip my head back and just… breathe. I’m going to turn into a prune if I...
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So my stress level lately is off the fucking charts. It’s hard to explain why, hard to pinpoint any one thing as it all seems to build up. Most days, I can’t even tell if the thing I’m feeling stressed about is actually what I am stressed about. You know what I mean? Like you burn the chicken and get all emotional and stressed out and it’s not really the chicken burning but work that got you to that point and the chicken was just the straw. Or the kid has been irking...
Read MoreReview Nazis!
A soliloquy of cleaning info and anal warnings is just so much hot air when what I want to know is how good a SEX TOY works.
Read More15 Minutes of Nothingness
Put down the iPhone, turn off twitter, close your feed reader... Shut it all down, shut it all off and go be good to yourself for an hour. You do not have to do that one more thing, take care of this one last item. Just... pause. You'll thank yourself for it, I promise.
Read MoreBear with me…
Pulling my hair out, the blog is fuckered up. Read more to see how you can see new posts!
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