Icicles No. 24
I was assigned this product as a Description Review over at EdenFantasys so the review should be up and live over there in a few days but I had to share some pictures and an overall impression. In a word? Amazing. I’m not a huge fan of texture but this one really and truly has something for everyone. I like it best used sort of upside down, with the bulged side up to rub my g-spot and the handle curved around to hit my clit. Yum. Just. Fucking....
Read MoreLovemoiselle Noemie
I remember when the Lovemoiselle line first came out. Ohh, did I want the Noemie. The minute I saw it I wanted it. Somehow, I ended up with the Aveline and the vibrating Cecile but only just recently broke down and got myself the Noemie. I? Am very glad I did. All of the Lovemoiselle ceramic pieces are beautiful but the Noemie really appeals to me on an aesthetic level; her creamy white body, the lovely plum colored flower that embossses her shaft, her gentle curves all beckon me in a way...
Read MoreLelo Iris
I have been on a quest for a long time to get all the Lelo toys. I know. I don’t need them. I don’t even use them particularly often. But I love them. The look, the feel, the boxes, the little charging cords… It’s an addiction, okay? I am almost there, though. So long as Lelo doesn’t come out with anything new in the next six months, I shall have conquered my addiction. Or, you know, not. More like succumbed to it but let’s not nit pick. Today...
Read MoreSpeeding Bullets Hollow Point
Mini bullets. I’ll admit, right up front, that I’m not normally a fan. Oh, I see the appeal in them. I can see why many do like them. For me, however, they usually end up being not strong enough and kind of boring. Buzzy. Too slick. Too pointy. And they take watch batteries, which are expensive considering you go thru a set with each use or two of most bullets. I’ll also admit I’ve tried a few bullets of the watch battery taking, push button having,...
Read MoreAlumina Revolve
I’ll admit it. I’m a sucker for metal sex toys. Ever since I got my first one, I’ve been acquiring them at a ridiculous rate. Metal toys are all kinds of wonderful; firm, unyielding, excellent for g-spotting, fantastic for temperature play and so, so easy to keep clean. This time I’m reviewing the Tantus Alumina Revolve, which is an anodized aluminum dildo in the coolest shade of purple. Anodized aluminum is strong and heavy, think airplane aluminum rather than pop...
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