I was assigned this product as a Description Review over at EdenFantasys so the review should be up and live over there in a few days but I had to share some pictures and an overall impression. In a word? Amazing. I’m not a huge fan of texture but this one really and truly has
Lovemoiselle Noemie
I remember when the Lovemoiselle line first came out. Ohh, did I want the Noemie. The minute I saw it I wanted it. Somehow, I ended up with the Aveline and the vibrating Cecile but only just recently broke down and got myself the Noemie. I? Am very glad I did. All of the Lovemoiselle
Lelo Iris
I have been on a quest for a long time to get all the Lelo toys. I know. I don’t need them. I don’t even use them particularly often. But I love them. The look, the feel, the boxes, the little charging cords… It’s an addiction, okay? I am almost there, though. So long as
Speeding Bullets Hollow Point
Mini bullets. I’ll admit, right up front, that I’m not normally a fan. Oh, I see the appeal in them. I can see why many do like them. For me, however, they usually end up being not strong enough and kind of boring. Buzzy. Too slick. Too pointy. And they take watch batteries, which are
Alumina Revolve
I’ll admit it. I’m a sucker for metal sex toys. Ever since I got my first one, I’ve been acquiring them at a ridiculous rate. Metal toys are all kinds of wonderful; firm, unyielding, excellent for g-spotting, fantastic for temperature play and so, so easy to keep clean. This time I’m reviewing the Tantus Alumina Revolve,
Dai-Do #4
My fetish for metal continues to grow stronger. (Ok, not a true fetish, but I’m enthralled, to say the least.) This time, it’s the Dai-Do #4 that has me rapt. Google eyed. In love. I’m not normally a huge fan of texture and, as you can see, this is a highly textured sex toy. For some
Tenga Eggs
This is the second Tenga Egg we’ve had a chance to review and, since the first was an absolute hit, I wasn’t going to pass up another one. Tenga Eggs are single use male masturbators that come in a little plastic egg – much like those used to hide treats at Easter time. Inside the
Tentacle Jr
I recently got to review the Tentacle Jr for Eden Fantasys – another fucking awesome and fantasy inducing dildo from Whipspider Rubberworks. The review isn’t live yet but I wanted to share the pictures, at least. The Jr is similar to the original Tentacle only smaller, slimmer, with a less extreme hook to it, a
Oh Gallant Knight…
The Fun Factory Gallan may not be a Knight in Shining Armor but it’s damned close. I’d totally hook up with it if it came riding in on a white steed… For a bit of fun, anyhow. I can’t say that I’d marry it and live happily ever after in the blue vibrator palace but,




