Amazing what a difference a few hours can make. The tree is up, the house is twinkling, some gifts are wrapped, candles are flickering, garlands are hung and life is good. Even if Taylor keeps saying “Crapmas”. Grinch. Of course I did make him suffer thru two Country Christmas CDs.  :D **yes, the tree picture

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I love Jimmyjane.  I really do.  From their candles and massage stones to the Form 6 and Little Chroma, I’ve delighted in reviewing everything I’ve tried from this amazing luxury toy company. Right up until I got the Form 3. Don’t get me wrong.  It all ends well and it turns out that I like

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LELO Accessories General Info Do I need to repeat the fact that I have a LELO addiction?  I didn’t think so. The LELO accessories are, admittedly, not exactly our “style” when it comes to BDSM gear.  We play hard and fast and most of this stuff would get broken within an hour if we were

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So my stress level lately is off the fucking charts. It’s hard to explain why, hard to pinpoint any one thing as it all seems to build up. Most days, I can’t even tell if the thing I’m feeling stressed about is actually what I am stressed about. You know what I mean?  Like you

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I don’t have a prostate and my guy isn’t fond of anal insertion so I waited a long time to get the Billy.  After all, it’s pretty much the Liv with a small flare to make it anal safe and I already have a both a Liv and a Bob, which is the non vibrating anal toy

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The glasses are dark, your lips get chapped, there is sweat in the crotch of your jeans but you toss your head back and worship the hot, golden sun and endless blue sky.

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I have had the Eroscillator for…  three months?  A bit more?  It has never taken me so long to write a review before.  I’ve started and stopped, started and stopped more times than I can count.  Not only is there the fact that I have little to add that hasn’t already been said about the

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So, I’m reviewing the LELO Bo and Tor cock rings in a sort of side by side comparison.  Cool, right?  Except for two things: I generally have no use for cock rings I am addicted to LELO You can see why reviewing these makes me feel conflicted.  Not so much reviewing them but that I

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I have been on a quest for a long time to get all the Lelo toys.  I know.  I don’t need them.  I don’t even use them particularly often.  But I love them.  The look, the feel, the boxes, the little charging cords… It’s an addiction, okay?  I am almost there, though.  So long as

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Mini bullets.  I’ll admit, right up front, that I’m not normally a fan. Oh, I see the appeal in them.  I can see why many do like them.  For me, however, they usually end up being not strong enough and kind of boring.  Buzzy.  Too slick.  Too pointy.  And they take watch batteries, which are

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Today has been a productive day, in the laziest sense.

I mean, I really didn’t go anywhere or do anything and yet I accomplished a lot.

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And that, I think, is why I have so little sympathy for those who let the shit in their lives make them into someone they don’t want to be. I can empathize, to a point, with the horrors and bad shit people go thru but I have no sympathy for letting it turn you into a nut.

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