The Fun Factory Gallan may not be a Knight in Shining Armor but it’s damned close.  I’d totally hook up with it if it came riding in on a white steed… For a bit of fun, anyhow.  I can’t say that I’d marry it and live happily ever after in the blue vibrator palace but,

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The more I use glass toys the more I love them.  There’s just something about the coolness, the firmness, the slick, easy slide… Not to mention they look so damned compelling and beautiful you don’t want to put them away.  I find myself staring at them obsessively, fondling the texture – or lack of texture

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I want to rave on and on about the Jimmyjane Form 6.  I mean, it’s a luxury vibrator  whose design makes it the most nearly perfect sex toy I’ve ever seen or felt. Dual motors.  Dual shafts.  Five speeds, six modes.  No drop in power if you use both ends simultaneously.  Patterns that wave and

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I’ve had a ceramic toy on my wishlist for…   ever.  I got one look at the Goldrau toys and my eyes crossed with longing.  Then the Lovemoiselle ceramic toys came out and, holy crap, they’re a quarter the cost.  And then they made vibrating ceramic toys – that are still half the cost of the

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There have been a ton of reviews lately of the Fun Factory Bootie, pretty much all of them favorable.  I’m a Fun Factory fan so it shouldn’t surprise me that I liked the Bootie quite a bit – yet it does.  When Babeland offered it up for review I was very undecided at first. I

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I’ve been on a “sensual product” kick lately.  Oils and bath gels and candles and powders, slippery, sudsy, sweet smelling stuff that makes baths – and lovin’ – a lot of fun. I used to think all this stuff was sort of corny, you know?  Great for a honeymoon or anniversary for a vanilla friend

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Sometimes, I want something for so long I hype myself all up with unrealistic expectations.  I hate when that happens. Thankfully, this time it didn’t. I’d already read a bunch of reviews on Fizz lube and knew it wasn’t going to be actually fizzy, that it was sugar free and that a lot of folks

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A couple weeks ago I broke down and bought some toy cleaner.  Normally, I just use Dr. Bronners peppermint soap cuz it’s natural and it smells good and it’s, so far, been safe for all my toys.  But with the recent influx of ass toys into my life I decided it was time to try

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Glass.  Cold, heavy, thick and weighty in my hand.  Solid and stiff, slightly and perfectly curved with a thick, bulbous tip.  Beautiful and functional, a sunset helix winding it’s way inside a smooth textured shaft like old fashioned ribbon candy. Dildo or art? If it weren’t for the realistically formed, cock shaped head I would

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Betty Jo.  Betty Jo. I just don’t know what to think of you, Betty Jo. A silicone, rabbit-style cock ring.  A dual mini bullet system. A bit of good, a bit of bad… A bit of happy, a bit of sad. Let’s start with the silicone, rabbit-style cock ring. It’s silicone, so you can sterilize

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Awhile back I reviewed an oil from Angelic Aromas called Va va Vixen.  It was supposed to be a chakra opening, spicy scented oil.  It smelled like cinnamon tacos. Total fail.  But I’m open minded so I decided to give the company and their products another chance… And here I am, reviewing Two to Tango

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What a bad week for toys for me. I was all… doing the happy dance… when I got the notice that I was getting the Tantus B-bomb to review. I haven’t tried a single Tantus product and they seem to be so completely and totally loved by those who use them… Leave it to me

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The Angel (or Angelo on the Fun Factory site) has been on my wishlist for a good, long time.  I thought I’d love it.  I’m a huge fan of Fun Factory toys and it was high time I had one of their mini vibes; when Babeland offered the Angel up for review I was all

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…like (insert a bunch of gibberish sung by Olivia Newton John and John Travolta and other, assorted freaks here). Um.  Yeah.  That song from Grease goes thru my head every time I look at this lube; Wet Together. The concept?  A pink bottle of tingling, silicone based lube for her, a blue bottle of warming,

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via beyondporno Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #30? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #32? Submit it here before Sunday June 7th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post

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I’ve been itching to try something stainless steel for awhile.  And, yanno, everyone does the Njoy products – and I’d like to do one, too.  But I certainly wasn’t going to turn down the Phallix Stainless Steel Threaded Love Wand when I got the chance to review it. And I’m glad I didn’t.  Cuz it’s

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I’m going to admit it.  When I got the Climax Silicone Ribbed G-shaft dildo, I ran around the house with it held in front of me like a penis, saying those famous “Incredible Hulk” words over and over until Taylor wanted to beat me with the dildo.  I couldn’t HELP myself.  It’s green. We do

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Taylor recently got to try the Big-Ass Pussy from Pipedream for Eden Fantasys. Taylor’s wanted a “life sized” masturbator for awhile now so he was pretty excited when I said he was getting this one.  The Big-Ass Pussy, however, was afraid of him and his threats to “screw it down to his desk” if it

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We all know I have a serious thing for pink, right?  That’s not to say I like everything to be pink or that I like everything that is pink.  For instance, there is no pink room in my house (*sob*!) nor do I have a bunch of pink knick-knacks sitting around.  No pink bath towels

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I can’t rave enough about the Sensuous Soak Kit I received from Babeland. The minute it was offered for review I knew I’d use this more for Taylor than myself.  Giving him baths is one of my favorite services and, while we already have one of the Body Spa Vibrating Sponges that is included in

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Just finished a review of the Bad Ass G-Bullet for Eden Fantasys and wanted to, as usual, get some pictures of it for those who may be curious.  I apologize for the picture quality; my camera didn’t want to focus on the thing cuz of the texture so they’re a little blurry. The Bad Ass

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Image by Andy Julia Photography. Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #27? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #29? Submit it here before Sunday May 18th at 11:59pm

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So who doesn’t want a  Fun Factory LayaSpot, right?  Ergonomicly shaped, elastomed, solid, multi-speed vibrations with three pulsation/escalation patters, small enough to nestle into the palm of your hand, discreet enough to leave out without questions, splash proof and it comes in the coolest colors, to boot. Here’s a video of review of the one I received from Vibrator.com.

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Taylor and I just reviewed the Fleshlight STU Jack Ass (from the Fleshjack line, geared toward penised individuals who prefer male booty though he’s not particular nor the least bit homophobic. An ass is an ass and this one looked and felt good) for EdenFantasys. Fleshlights have a reputation for being the creme de la

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Why, no!  It’s a dildo!  The Jollie dildo by Jollies LLC, to be exact. And while it may look a little odd it feels like a trip to heaven. If heaven has sex. Or dildos. Much like the Little Su I reviewed last month, the Jollie is meant to be humped and rocked against, not

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