Icicles no. 24 Glass Dildo | EdenFantasys | Sex Toys  

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I try, pretty hard, to find the good in every sex toy I review.  I try, really, really hard, not to be snarky about things.  I try, really, really, really hard not to be a material or price snob. And so I ordered the Silicone Mini Osciallator, figuring it deserved a shot.  After all, it

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I love Jimmyjane.  I really do.  From their candles and massage stones to the Form 6 and Little Chroma, I’ve delighted in reviewing everything I’ve tried from this amazing luxury toy company. Right up until I got the Form 3. Don’t get me wrong.  It all ends well and it turns out that I like

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Normally, I avoid remote bullets like the plague.  Every single time I’ve tried one they cease functioning very quickly, burn thru batteries like a crackhead on a binge and have very poor remote range, making them fairly useless. The Couture Collection Bliss, which I received free to review from EdenFantasys, was set up in my

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LELO Accessories General Info Do I need to repeat the fact that I have a LELO addiction?  I didn’t think so. The LELO accessories are, admittedly, not exactly our “style” when it comes to BDSM gear.  We play hard and fast and most of this stuff would get broken within an hour if we were

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Massage candles come in all sorts of price ranges and, though you would think they would all be pretty much the same, experience has shown me this is not the case. All massage candles have a soy wax base.  Soy wax melts at a lower temperature than paraffin or beeswax so it is ideal for this use.

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I have been sitting on this toy for two, three months now. Well, not literally sitting on it. That would be uncomfortable.  But we’ve had it awhile. My guy, from the get go, was sort of apathetic about it.  He’s a thruster and he isn’t much for a lot of slow, sensual messing around with

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I’ve reviewed Jimmyjane candles before; a couple of Embers and a couple of Afterglows.  I still wanted this sampler pack simply because it was a chance to try many scents all at once, without the commitment of having to use up – or throw away if I don’t like it – a large candle. The

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I am addicted to ceramic sex toys.  I’m okay with this addiction.  Not only are they useful, but they look quite pretty and are at least as worthy of collecting as tea cups or state spoons, right?  Right. So this is my collection of Lovemoiselle ceramic vibrators: The Doriane, Juliane and Cecile.  Such pretty, feminine

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There are a few different brands of ceramic sex toys at EdenFantasys — Lovemoiselle, Charles Duncan Designs and Goldfrau.  I haven’t managed to get my hands on a Goldfrau yet.  They’re unbelievably pricey and, though they are gorgeous, I haven’t convinced myself they’re worth the cost.  Charles Duncan Designs are lovely and I have a

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The Romp.  The Romp.  So much has been written about it, so many have swooned.  I am a huge fan of Nobessence (makers of the Romp) myself, have swooned over many of their products.  The Romp, though? Eh, not so much. I’m going to start out with what I do love.  I love the color

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I have had the Eroscillator for…  three months?  A bit more?  It has never taken me so long to write a review before.  I’ve started and stopped, started and stopped more times than I can count.  Not only is there the fact that I have little to add that hasn’t already been said about the

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So, I’m reviewing the LELO Bo and Tor cock rings in a sort of side by side comparison.  Cool, right?  Except for two things: I generally have no use for cock rings I am addicted to LELO You can see why reviewing these makes me feel conflicted.  Not so much reviewing them but that I

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Oh boy. This is a hard review to write.  I’ll be up front right from the get go and say, yes, I have compared this to the Eroscillator and yes, it loses in a blazing crash of defeat when you make that comparison.  I’m going to try to review the Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System

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I remember when the Lovemoiselle line first came out. Ohh, did I want the Noemie.  The minute I saw it I wanted it.  Somehow, I ended up with the Aveline and the vibrating Cecile but only just recently broke down and got myself the Noemie. I? Am very glad I did. All of the Lovemoiselle

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Sooooo…. I’ve wanted the Womolia for a long time, doubly so since they added the heat feature to it.  I mean, a strong massager that is nicely small, has  a head shaped for clitoral and vulval (vulvular? am I making words up? do you get what I mean?) stimulation, is rechargeable, looks completely discreet (seriously,

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Clitoral gels, for me, are kind of hit or miss.  I’ve had a few that worked very, very well and a few that didn’t work at all. Tickle Her Pink falls somewhere in the middle; it works, but it isn’t amazing.  It is, however, far more reasonably priced than many – my favorites tend to

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I have been on a quest for a long time to get all the Lelo toys.  I know.  I don’t need them.  I don’t even use them particularly often.  But I love them.  The look, the feel, the boxes, the little charging cords… It’s an addiction, okay?  I am almost there, though.  So long as

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I have a love/hate thing going on with Grrltoyz Spray Lube. On the one hand, it’s a spray lube!  Spray!  Lube!  Convenience!  Ease! On the other hand, it’s a spray lube.  So it’s got to be thin enough to spray out, which means it’s not all that slick or long lasting and it kind of

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So, Silky Sheets is this awesome product that is supposed to make your sheets feel…  well…  silky, no matter what they’re actually made of.  It’s also supposed to help dry up the wet spot and contain pheromones to make you feel sexay sexay. In my experience so far it does one of those three things.

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What?  You’re somehow surprised I ordered a Siri as soon as they came out?  Pffft.  Of course I did.  I haz Lelo addiction and there is no 12 step program for it! The Siri is Lelo’s newest clitoral stimulator, said to be their strongest and quietest yet. Is it? Yes, I do believe it is.

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Mini bullets.  I’ll admit, right up front, that I’m not normally a fan. Oh, I see the appeal in them.  I can see why many do like them.  For me, however, they usually end up being not strong enough and kind of boring.  Buzzy.  Too slick.  Too pointy.  And they take watch batteries, which are

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Ahhhh, the Emigi.  Another new item from SinFive, created to be sexy, sensual and safe.  This one is a kegel exerciser, one of those insertable devices you wear inside your vagina that makes exercising those pc muscles both easy and fun, almost automatic, with little effort on your part. Nice, right?  Keeping the pussy in

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I recently got the opportunity to review some of the new SinFive product line – as well as some of the pieces they’ve had around awhile but were seldom reviewed.  I was, pretty much, pleased as punch because each item is really neat and different and, having reviewed soooo much already, new and different is

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I’ve had the Fun Factory Pleasure Can on my wishlist for a long ass time.  I kept it there, figuring I’d eventually get it but it wasn’t a priority. I kept choosing other things over it. Now that I have it… I wish I’d waited even longer. Not that it’s a horrible piece of junk

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