I love soup.  It doesn’t matter to me if I spent all day slaving over it or if it threw together in minutes, soup is simply one of the best comfort foods there is. Today, I felt like poo — I still feel like poo — so I whipped up some Super Fast Cannellini Bean

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I picked up the Femblossom Heat intending to use it as more of a massager than a clitoral stimulator.  I have enough clitoral stimulators and sex toys to last me a life time but a small, portable, ergonomic shoulder massager that heated up? It seemed like maybe I was about to meet my new best

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I’ve been procrastinating on this review for, hell, I don’t know, a couple of months.  I’m just sort of stumped as to what to say. The Jimmyjane Form 2 is just sort of…  eh…  for me. I like it.  I don’t dislike it.  But it’s not spectacular and I wanted it to be. See?  I’m

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The Romp.  The Romp.  So much has been written about it, so many have swooned.  I am a huge fan of Nobessence (makers of the Romp) myself, have swooned over many of their products.  The Romp, though? Eh, not so much. I’m going to start out with what I do love.  I love the color

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Sooooo…. I’ve wanted the Womolia for a long time, doubly so since they added the heat feature to it.  I mean, a strong massager that is nicely small, has  a head shaped for clitoral and vulval (vulvular? am I making words up? do you get what I mean?) stimulation, is rechargeable, looks completely discreet (seriously,

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I have a love/hate thing going on with Grrltoyz Spray Lube. On the one hand, it’s a spray lube!  Spray!  Lube!  Convenience!  Ease! On the other hand, it’s a spray lube.  So it’s got to be thin enough to spray out, which means it’s not all that slick or long lasting and it kind of

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What?  You’re somehow surprised I ordered a Siri as soon as they came out?  Pffft.  Of course I did.  I haz Lelo addiction and there is no 12 step program for it! The Siri is Lelo’s newest clitoral stimulator, said to be their strongest and quietest yet. Is it? Yes, I do believe it is.

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So, more from SinFive, this time the Burgono.  Weird name, kind of weird looking but ohhhhh so nice in use.  Truly, this one was a surprise.  It looks a little boring and a little pointy and I’d passed it by for a lot of years and then, when I got it, was pleasantly proven to

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I’m not entirely sure what made me ask for the Flirty G to review.  It’s not the normal type of product I would pick. It’s not something I’d have bought for myself.  And yet I was compelled to request it. Overall?  I’m quite glad I did.  Is it the best toy EVER?  No.  But, you

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My fetish for metal continues to grow stronger.  (Ok, not a true fetish, but I’m enthralled, to say the least.)  This time, it’s the Dai-Do #4 that has me rapt. Google eyed.  In love. I’m not normally a huge fan of texture and, as you can see, this is a highly textured sex toy.  For some

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This is the second Tenga Egg we’ve had a chance to review and, since the first was an absolute hit, I wasn’t going to pass up another one. Tenga Eggs are single use male masturbators that come in a little plastic egg – much like those used to hide treats at Easter time.  Inside the

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The Whipspider Wave.  Man, this has been a difficult review for me to get motivated to write.  It’s one of the coolest looking dildos I’ve ever seen and, like everything from Whipspider, amazingly well crafted. But… Isn’t there always a but? I find I don’t use it very often, find I like its appearance more

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