Jimmyjane Form 2
I’ve been procrastinating on this review for, hell, I don’t know, a couple of months. I’m just sort of stumped as to what to say. The Jimmyjane Form 2 is just sort of… eh… for me. I like it. I don’t dislike it. But it’s not spectacular and I wanted it to be. See? I’m sitting here thinking I should put this off for awhile, not review it while I’m feeling flu-y and sick, like it’ll become more spectacular and the review will...
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The Romp. The Romp. So much has been written about it, so many have swooned. I am a huge fan of Nobessence (makers of the Romp) myself, have swooned over many of their products. The Romp, though? Eh, not so much. I’m going to start out with what I do love. I love the color of this thing. Nobessence makes their wood dildos, plugs and flogger handles out of many different kinds of wood and I actually had a hard time identifying exactly what this one was when I got it. When you...
Read MoreWomolia Heat
Sooooo…. I’ve wanted the Womolia for a long time, doubly so since they added the heat feature to it. I mean, a strong massager that is nicely small, has a head shaped for clitoral and vulval (vulvular? am I making words up? do you get what I mean?) stimulation, is rechargeable, looks completely discreet (seriously, it looks to me like something you’d use for a facial or something) and warms, to boot? I lusted! Unfortunately, I once again let my lust make my decisions for...
Read MoreGrrltoyz Spray Lube
I have a love/hate thing going on with Grrltoyz Spray Lube. On the one hand, it’s a spray lube! Spray! Lube! Convenience! Ease! On the other hand, it’s a spray lube. So it’s got to be thin enough to spray out, which means it’s not all that slick or long lasting and it kind of runs a bit. Let’s start with the details about the product itself. Spray Lube is, as mentioned, spray lube. It’s lube, in a pump spray bottle. It comes in three flavors as...
Read MoreLelo Siri
What? You’re somehow surprised I ordered a Siri as soon as they came out? Pffft. Of course I did. I haz Lelo addiction and there is no 12 step program for it! The Siri is Lelo’s newest clitoral stimulator, said to be their strongest and quietest yet. Is it? Yes, I do believe it is. It’s definitely very quiet, but all Lelo toys are. (In fact, most toys in general are quiet these days. I often find myself wanting to say something is loud or not as quiet as I expected...
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