Janine’s Pirate’s Cove Vibrator
When the guys over at Adam & Eve sent me the Janine’s Pirate’s Cove Vibrator to review I was a little uncertain. It’s kind of not my style, you know? Don’t get me wrong, it’s cute as can be; a cream colored traditional plastic vibe with all sorts of Pirate-y goodness “tattooed” along the shaft. It has skulls and crossbones and carp and nautical stars and flowers and cute pirate wenches. It has a black base/battery cap with topaz colored...
Read MoreOh Gallant Knight…
The Fun Factory Gallan may not be a Knight in Shining Armor but it’s damned close. I’d totally hook up with it if it came riding in on a white steed… For a bit of fun, anyhow. I can’t say that I’d marry it and live happily ever after in the blue vibrator palace but, yanno, I’d let it ravish me a time or two. I think we all know, by now, that I’m a huge fan of Fun Factory sex toys. The Gallan, like the other vibes I own from the G2 line, is thick, beefy, firm yet squishy...
Read MoreSinFive Ilo – Silicone
I’ve been looking at the SinFive vibrators for like a year and kept passing them by because they looked very firm and were made of WTP, which I’d never used before, hence wasn’t sure if my body would like it. Recently, SinFive redid the entire line in silicone and…. You guessed it. I jumped at the chance to get one. I chose the Ilo, which is a straight, traditional vibrator with a oddly ridged head that is slightly thicker than its base. The ridges on the head are...
Read MoreVibrator? Or Michelin Man?
So I was browsing around toy manufacturers sites one day, just checking out what was new and coming soon with different companies, and my eyes fell upon these things called The Couture Collection by California Exotics. Vibrators, all of them, in 100% silicone. California Exotics? Silicone? Quality, high end toys? No way. But it was true. They’d created an entire line of silicone vibrators that were supposed to be quiet, waterproof, multi-function and strong. It looked, to me, like...
Read MoreNea, my love…
My love for the Lelo Nea knows no bounds. The relationship started out iffy. I won this vibrator in a contest over on the Eden Fantasys forums. (Have you checked out the forums over there? They’re a very nifty tool if you have questions about toys, toy use and sexuality in general) When it got here I had no patience. I opened it and fondled it and exclaimed over it and tried to use it almost immediately. And I was sad. It had no oomph! You’ll notice, if you own the Nea...
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