Alumina Revolve
I’ll admit it. I’m a sucker for metal sex toys. Ever since I got my first one, I’ve been acquiring them at a ridiculous rate. Metal toys are all kinds of wonderful; firm, unyielding, excellent for g-spotting, fantastic for temperature play and so, so easy to keep clean. This time I’m reviewing the Tantus Alumina Revolve, which is an anodized aluminum dildo in the coolest shade of purple. Anodized aluminum is strong and heavy, think airplane aluminum rather than pop...
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Tex. The realistic, vixskin dildo from Vixen that not only looks like the real deal, but feels like it, too. Vixskin is a dual density silicone which means it has a firm inner core but a plush and squeezable outside that feels amazingly like flesh. Vixen toyshave a lifetime warranty – seriously! – so they’re durable as well as realistic. The Tex is thick, but not too thick, with a 1.5 inch diameter and a 6 inch length. It’s shaft curves for amazing g-spot...
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The i Tap Egg is a fabulous idea; an egg type vibrator with no wires, no visible controls, that turns on and off and switches functions and vibratory levels with a tap to it's top.
Read MoreShunga “Soft Moves” Massage Cream
I have a weakness. Many of them, actually. Candles. Coffee. Mugs. Pens. And lotions and potions. Lubes, shower gels, massage oils, lotions, body sprays, bubble bath... They make my heart go pitty pat.
Read MorePockets Full o’ Rockets
Awhile ago, Vibrator.com asked me to review three different pocket rockets to see how they compared; the Mini Mite, the Pocket Fingers Pocket Rocket and the Pocket Rocket. All of them are basically the same; one plain, one with a single jelly like attachment and one with three hard plastic attachments. . Let’s start with the design of pocket rocket style toys in general. They all tend to run on a single AA battery that inserts into a twist apart battery compartment, have plenty of...
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