The Vanishing Post
So I was in the tub last night, lounging about in water hot enough to boil lobster, and I was pondering something or other and I had this whole blog post written out in my head. It was SO good. And then I got out of the tub and nearly had a stroke and had to sit there for awhile until I didn’t feel dizzy anymore and my skin was no longer glowing a sort of neon reddish pink and I completely forgot what I had been thinking. It’s totally time for me to start taking cooler baths.
Read MoreSilicone Mini Oscillator
I try, pretty hard, to find the good in every sex toy I review. I try, really, really hard, not to be snarky about things. I try, really, really, really hard not to be a material or price snob. And so I ordered the Silicone Mini Osciallator, figuring it deserved a shot. After all, it could be as good as the Eroscillator, right? Oh boy. I really have… I have no words for this one, guys. It may be the worst toy I’ve ever tried. Let’s start out with the basics. The Silicone...
Read MoreCouture Collection Bliss
Normally, I avoid remote bullets like the plague. Every single time I’ve tried one they cease functioning very quickly, burn thru batteries like a crackhead on a binge and have very poor remote range, making them fairly useless. The Couture Collection Bliss, which I received free to review from EdenFantasys, was set up in my mind to fail. My expectations were rock bottom. Imagine how shocked I was when it actually performed not only well but admirably on all counts. The Bliss Bullet...
Read MoreCobra Libre
I have been sitting on this toy for two, three months now. Well, not literally sitting on it. That would be uncomfortable. But we’ve had it awhile. My guy, from the get go, was sort of apathetic about it. He’s a thruster and he isn’t much for a lot of slow, sensual messing around with his dick. You know how in porn you’ll see the women licking and lapping at a penis, being all slow and sexy? Yeah, he hates that. He usually says, “For fuck’s sakes,...
Read MoreLittle Afterglow Sampler
I’ve reviewed Jimmyjane candles before; a couple of Embers and a couple of Afterglows. I still wanted this sampler pack simply because it was a chance to try many scents all at once, without the commitment of having to use up – or throw away if I don’t like it – a large candle. The Sampler is amazing. Truly. From the nice, sturdy cardboard box it comes in – white with gray accents and a pink interior, all wrapped in a pink satin bow – to the individual...
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