So I was in the tub last night, lounging about in water hot enough to boil lobster, and I was pondering something or other and I had this whole blog post written out in my head. It was SO good. And then I got out of the tub and nearly had a stroke and had

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I try, pretty hard, to find the good in every sex toy I review.  I try, really, really hard, not to be snarky about things.  I try, really, really, really hard not to be a material or price snob. And so I ordered the Silicone Mini Osciallator, figuring it deserved a shot.  After all, it

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Normally, I avoid remote bullets like the plague.  Every single time I’ve tried one they cease functioning very quickly, burn thru batteries like a crackhead on a binge and have very poor remote range, making them fairly useless. The Couture Collection Bliss, which I received free to review from EdenFantasys, was set up in my

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I have been sitting on this toy for two, three months now. Well, not literally sitting on it. That would be uncomfortable.  But we’ve had it awhile. My guy, from the get go, was sort of apathetic about it.  He’s a thruster and he isn’t much for a lot of slow, sensual messing around with

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I’ve reviewed Jimmyjane candles before; a couple of Embers and a couple of Afterglows.  I still wanted this sampler pack simply because it was a chance to try many scents all at once, without the commitment of having to use up – or throw away if I don’t like it – a large candle. The

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I don’t have a prostate and my guy isn’t fond of anal insertion so I waited a long time to get the Billy.  After all, it’s pretty much the Liv with a small flare to make it anal safe and I already have a both a Liv and a Bob, which is the non vibrating anal toy

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So.  Um.  I.  It.  Uh.  Look, I have NO IDEA WHY I BOUGHT A PVC butt plug.  After three years of reviewing sex toys and more than 300 reviews I know better. I bought it anyhow. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not normally a total material snob or anything.  PVC, jelly, rubber, cyberskin and

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When you hear something is medium you tend to think it’s going to be sort of middle of the road.  Let me tell you…  Not so much with the Sexy Spades Medium!  This baby has a full 2″ diameter – which means, for you sex toy afficianados out there, that it’s just as big around

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I have had the Eroscillator for…  three months?  A bit more?  It has never taken me so long to write a review before.  I’ve started and stopped, started and stopped more times than I can count.  Not only is there the fact that I have little to add that hasn’t already been said about the

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I remember when the Lovemoiselle line first came out. Ohh, did I want the Noemie.  The minute I saw it I wanted it.  Somehow, I ended up with the Aveline and the vibrating Cecile but only just recently broke down and got myself the Noemie. I? Am very glad I did. All of the Lovemoiselle

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Sooooo…. I’ve wanted the Womolia for a long time, doubly so since they added the heat feature to it.  I mean, a strong massager that is nicely small, has  a head shaped for clitoral and vulval (vulvular? am I making words up? do you get what I mean?) stimulation, is rechargeable, looks completely discreet (seriously,

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Ahhhh, the Emigi.  Another new item from SinFive, created to be sexy, sensual and safe.  This one is a kegel exerciser, one of those insertable devices you wear inside your vagina that makes exercising those pc muscles both easy and fun, almost automatic, with little effort on your part. Nice, right?  Keeping the pussy in

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So, more from SinFive, this time the Burgono.  Weird name, kind of weird looking but ohhhhh so nice in use.  Truly, this one was a surprise.  It looks a little boring and a little pointy and I’d passed it by for a lot of years and then, when I got it, was pleasantly proven to

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I am oddly on the fence about the Pure Plug 2.0.  I was super excited to get it, since it’s quite a bit larger than the Pure Plug Large or the Pfun plugs I have and about the same size as the Cyberglass Perfect P-spot.  I figured it would be nicely filling like the CPP

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I’m not entirely sure what made me ask for the Flirty G to review.  It’s not the normal type of product I would pick. It’s not something I’d have bought for myself.  And yet I was compelled to request it. Overall?  I’m quite glad I did.  Is it the best toy EVER?  No.  But, you

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My fetish for metal continues to grow stronger.  (Ok, not a true fetish, but I’m enthralled, to say the least.)  This time, it’s the Dai-Do #4 that has me rapt. Google eyed.  In love. I’m not normally a huge fan of texture and, as you can see, this is a highly textured sex toy.  For some

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Like all the toys in the Tantus Alumina line, the Motion is beatutiful; crafted of anodized aluminum in a shiny shade of purple with almost a blue-ish hue to it when you turn it in the light.  It comes in a gorgeous black box with a foam insert that perfectly fits the toy and works

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I knew, just looking at this plug, that it was going to be awesome.  It’s cute.  It’s silicone.  It has a happy bulge and a wide enough base and even a handy little silicone ring to help with removal. How could it not be awesome, right? The Pop Plugs come in three sizes – small,

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The Whipspider Wave.  Man, this has been a difficult review for me to get motivated to write.  It’s one of the coolest looking dildos I’ve ever seen and, like everything from Whipspider, amazingly well crafted. But… Isn’t there always a but? I find I don’t use it very often, find I like its appearance more

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I’ll admit it. I have a thing for metal toys.  They’re just so gorgeous.  And firm. And sleek. And gorgeous. The Dai-Do #5 is no exception.  Crafted from anodized aluminum with a silicone band along the base, the #5 I got is a deeply bright red on the warmer side of the color spectrum.  The

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I love massages.  They don’t even have to be good massages.  I’m happy just to be rubbed and petted.  Taylor loves massages, too.  He, however, isn’t so fond of petting and likes to be kneaded and really rubbed down. The problem?  We both have bad hands.  He has arthritis and I have badly repaired ligaments

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I’m a huge fan of both Shunga and Kama Sutra products so when I decided I wanted some bath salts I had a hell of a time deciding between the two of them.  Both come in the Ocean scent I wanted, both color your water a gorgeous blue, both contain many kinds of salt —

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Would it be ridiculous to simply type “Oh. My. Gods.” over and over as a review?  Probably.  And yet, when I look at the Intrigue – the P-spot and handle on Eden Fantasys — it’s about all I can think.  Just looking at it takes away most of my powers of speech, completely vanishes any

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