Tryst
The first time I tried a wood sex toy I was slightly disappointed. It was smallish, light weight and felt kind of hollow. And then I tried a Nobessence wood dildo and I have been singing Hallelujah ever since. Nobessence toys are NOT light weight. They do not feel hollow. They are not small. Instead, they are large, amazingly weighty yet not fatiguing to use and feel substantial in the hand. They are created to fully please the body, to be multi-purpose, to really hit your spots with...
Read MoreRisk.
There is always the risk, the risk that this one thing or this cumulative pile of things will be the one that hurts too much, that breaks me - body, heart, mind... me.
Read MoreNjoy Eleven
I’ve had the Njoy Eleven for over a month – probably closer to two – and I’m completely and totally past due on this review and yet, for some reason, I’m really struggling with writing it. How do you describe something as amazing as this sex toy? How do you find the words to describe something when that something robs you of words and turns you into a stuttering fool? How do you describe the most phenomenal metal dildo ever created? Right. See? Let’s...
Read MoreGrrrr….
I don’t do the “official” HNT thing. In fact, I hardly ever post even semi naked pics of myself. Cuz… I’m shy and shit. But I was thinking tonight, after talking to another shy girl, about how we worry way too damned much about every less than perky area and every wrinkle and every lump or bump and every… Every anything that’s less than some weird version of perfect we have in our minds that we’ll never freakin’ live up to. So,...
Read MoreReady for some Vanilla crap?
My thyroid is whacked. Sure, we already knew that. But after almost four months of taking the levothyroxin my numbers still suck. My T3 and T4 (for those who know what this stuff means) are pretty much okay. But my TSH is 14.8 (the "normal" being considered below 5 for most labs, the "optimal" being below 3 for most folks with thyroid problems) and my thyroid antibodies? Ahem. They’re in the ten thousands when they’re supposed to be less...
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