Tenga Eggs

This is the second Tenga Egg we’ve had a chance to review and, since the first was an absolute hit, I wasn’t going to pass up another one.

Tenga Eggs are single use male masturbators that come in a little plastic egg – much like those used to hide treats at Easter time.  Inside the plastic is an egg shaped chunk of Elastomer with a hole in one end.  Tucked into the hole, when you first open the egg, is a packet of lube.

Everything you need for a quick wank, all in one discreet and easy to use package.

Tenga eggs are weird.  They almost look like they’re going to be too small to actually use, like they’ll barely cover the head of a man’s penis.  And yet they’re amazingly stretchy and, similar to a condom, roll down the length of a penis quite easily.  What starts out as an opaque white eggy turns into a translucent hand job facilitator extraordinaire.

We’ve found the best way to use the Tenga Egg is to dump the entire packet of lube inside the hole right away.  It seems like WAY too much lube but, believe me, you’ll want a lot.  First, it feels much better if it’s very wet inside and second, it’s hard to add more later if you didn’t get enough the first time without making the outside of the egg too slippery.

The textures, and they offer many, are subtle but noticeable.  They feel good but you can’t really pinpoint what you’re feeling.  We got the spider texture this time and it’s nice but not overly bumpy or anything.  Just mild kind of waves.

The best thing about the Tenga Eggs is that, unlike other masturbators and male sex toys,  once done, you can tuck all the trash – lube packet, used egg, wrapper – right back into the plastic egg and toss it away.  SUPER discreet.  Spendy for a single wank, maybe, but it feels so nice it’s worth it.

A huge thanks to Babeland for letting us try this one in this texture.  We loved it!