The Buster.  I was so excited to get The Buster.

And why wouldn’t I be?  The Buster is a compact (5.25″ long) yet girthy (1 7/8″ diameter) silicone dildo that I was sure would satisfy the size queen in me.

I should know by now not to let my expectations build up too much.

The Buster was a bit of a let down.

Not that it’s not a good, solid dildo.  It is!  It’s 100% silicone (and yes, I did do the flame test) made by Topco as part of the Grrl Toyz line.  It’s a lovely shade of medium purple; not light, not dark, just sort of purple purple.   It’s got a nice, harness compatible and anal safe base.  It’s firm, with no flop, yet squishy.  The matte silicone gives a nice amount of friction which can be reduced with a bit of water based lube. It has a nice, noticeable, defined head, a thick shaft.

It’s nice.  It is.

I just, personally, didn’t care for the way the shaft tapers.  My vagina is shallow and it seemed like just as The Buster started to widen out to a nice, stretchy girth, I bottomed out and couldn’t really enjoy it.  (And while I get the way the vagina works, lengthening when aroused to accommodate more, this doesn’t seem to happen for me with masturbation as it does with penis sex)

If you like a gently tapering shaft and girth that grows as you insert, The Buster is going to be a dream for you.  It’s easy to use, easy to thrust with, easy to keep clean, you can even share it between partners and orifices if you boil or bleach it.  It just wasn’t “the one” for me.

A huge thanks to Babeland for letting me try it out, though!  It’s thru experimentation that we find out exactly which sex toys work for us and why and even when toys aren’t great for me, they help me learn and… hey! They may be great for you, right?  Right!