So I wanted more corn chowder but didn’t have all the stuff to make it.
Oh. Did I not mention that I’m on a corn chowder kick and ate a whole pot in two days? No? I did. And two days later wanted more. I’m addicted. Pathetically addicted.
So I took this bag of Something or Other Creek cream of potato soup mix, added the water it called for, a half a bag of frozen corn, a diced jalapeno and some cayenne pepper.
It was yummy!
Totally amazed that adding stuff could make a bag of dehydrated soup taste so good.
And then I ate it all in two days again. With these flakey rolls I got from the bakery. They were like croissants, only rolls. Crazy good. Flakey pastry is like magic.
I think I gained 27 pounds.
And we won’t even talk about the color my poop is right now.
*blink*
So anyway…
Between the 27 pounds, the hairy bush ( I haven’t shaved since I had the LEEP done) the corn farts, the lack of sex and the crankiness, I think Taylor is ready to bolt.
Not really, but man, I’m aggravating him. Of course, he’s aggravating me, too. What’s with groping my tits and wanting his dick stroked when I’m out of commission and trying my damnedest not to get all worked up, horny and tearful?
Inconsiderate fucker.
I’m going to have to masturbate soon or I’ll end up killing someone.
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The line up there? That’s to signify a total topic change. I think it makes it less abrupt, don’t you?
I bought the kid a laptop for Christmas today. Now I am broke but he will be happy.
Actually, it was a good deal. And he needs one so…
Eh. Worth being broke for a week.
I’m not feeling very Christmas-y this year, though. We’re putting up the tree on Sunday and I’m loathing it more than looking forward to it.
It’s the dogs, man. Knowing how cluttered and crowded things will be and how they’ll likely knock it over at least 42 times.
The shit we do for our kids, man.
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I will likely post a lot of reviews this weekend so if those aren’t your thing, skim on by. I’m, once again, behind on them. Meh.
And that is all.
Oh. I was also on the radio today. Sort of. Online radio. Sex with Jaiya. It’s not up yet as a recording but it should be soon. I sounded like a dork.
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