Wednesday…
…in bullets.
- Nachos and Twizzlers make a really crappy dinner
- Sunburn gives me cold sores. Yay. Now my cleavage, back, forehead AND lips hurt.
- My Pure Plug 2.0 is delayed due to holiday postal asshattery. Fuckers.
- That teen is going out for football. Practice started this week. His pain? Secretly makes me giggle. In payback for all the times he laughed at me doing yoga
- Donut Shop k-cups for my Keurig machine really do taste like coffee you’d get at Dunkin’ Donuts or somethin’
- This is a good thing. It would be a better thing if I had some fuckin’ donuts.
- Days seem longer than eternity lately. Drag, drag drag and I don’t know why
- Possibly because I’m off the Ambien and Melatonin and Valerian are NOT cutting it. Sleep? What’s that?
- I’m also, understandably, quite cranky.
- I dreamed Taylor died the other night and nearly lost my mind
- Taylor did a wheelie with me on the bike the other day in a parade and I nearly killed him
- Insane screeching does not become me
- Did I mention I’m tired? And this day is dragging?
- I have all sorts of cool toys to review and I don’t feel like doing any of them; Vixskin Lonestar, Nobessence Tryst, this Pure Plug 2.0 that’s coming, Bimini Flash, Lelo Iris, Whipspider Tentacle Jr… meh. Not in the mood to write
- Also? That nachos gave me heartburn. Fml
Have I complained enough?
I can try harder…
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I seriously NEED a Keurig! Only Master won’t let me get one. *Sobs!* He says I’ll spend a fortune on the little coffee cups it uses. I am the green-eyed monster Carrie!
Solution! You budget yourself to only a few boxes of cups a month but buy the “my k-cup” thing. You can fill it with your own ground coffee and still get good tasting, individual cups in under a minute. :)
Nachos and Twizzlers make a really crappy dinner NO THEY DONT YOU UNDERFED TRIPE POTATO!!! SHUT UP AND EAT
Sunburn gives me cold sores. Yay. Now my cleavage, back, forehead AND lips hurt. HERPES GIVES YOU COLD SORES, DEE DEE DEE
My Pure Plug 2.0 is delayed due to holiday postal asshattery. Fuckers. THAT’S BECAUSE THE POSTMAN WAS USING IT. ENJOY THAT
That teen is going out for football. Practice started this week. His pain? Secretly makes me giggle. In payback for all the times he laughed at me doing yoga i HOPE YOU SLIP IN YOGURT WHILE DOING YOGA. NOT SO YOU GET HURT, BUT JUST SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE STALE JIZZ ALL OVER YOU
Donut Shop k-cups for my Keurig machine really do taste like coffee you’d get at Dunkin’ Donuts or somethin’ SOMETHING, WITH A G, LOOK IT UP, FROG LIPS
This is a good thing. It would be a better thing if I had some fuckin’ donuts. NO IT ISN’T, COFFEE IS BAD FOR YOU, DRINK CARROT JUICE AND PISS.
Days seem longer than eternity lately. Drag, drag drag and I don’t know why STOP BEING AN EMO KID. DERP
Possibly because I’m off the Ambien and Melatonin and Valerian are NOT cutting it. Sleep? What’s that? YAY DRUGS!
I’m also, understandably, quite cranky. OBVIOUSLY
I dreamed Taylor died the other night and nearly lost my mind YOU MEAN YOU HADN’T LOST IT ALREADY?
Taylor did a wheelie with me on the bike the other day in a parade and I nearly killed him AWWWW, MISS CONTROLLING WENCH!
Insane screeching does not become me IT DOESN’T? YOU MUST STOP SPEAKING THEN
Did I mention I’m tired? And this day is dragging? YUH, EMO
I have all sorts of cool toys to review and I don’t feel like doing any of them; Vixskin Lonestar, Nobessence Tryst, this Pure Plug 2.0 that’s coming, Bimini Flash, Lelo Iris, Whipspider Tentacle Jr… meh. Not in the mood to write THAT’S BECAUSE YOUR TOYS SECRETLY DON’T LIKE THEM, THEY CALL YOU NAMES. THEY’RE OUT TO GET YOU!
Also? That nachos gave me heartburn. Fml TUM TUM TUM TUM TUMS!