I know.  It doesn’t make a lot of sense if you’ve seen Taylor naked.  But we wanted to try one anyhow.

The Colt Vacuum Pump System is nice; a heavy duty, high pressure, metal vacuum pump, professional gauge, silicon donut and quick release valve.  It has coated handles to make squeezing the pump super easy and comfortable.  It seals well.  It cleans up easily.

In a word, it’s a good pump.

And it’s effective, too.

Frighteningly so.

We took it out of the package, Taylor’s dick came out, it got stuck in the comfy chamber with it’s silicon donut and he started to pump.  And pump.  And pump.  And his dick got bigger, and fatter, and bigger and fatter….

And I ran like hell, squealing like I’d seen a bat.

I can’t say how the pump works if you’re having a hard time getting or maintaining an erection.  But I can say that it makes an already erect penis freakin’ huge.

Which all sounds super, right?

I’m not sure.  It was actually a bit grotesque to me, seeing Taylor’s dick all swollen and plump like that.  It doesn’t look …  normal?  And it reduced his sensation so that, while the fucking was good and MORE than satisfied the size queen in me, it lasted for eight days, seventeen minutes and forty two seconds.  Or so it seemed.

He really, really struggled to get off after using it.

Which might be a good thing if staying power is an issue but when it’s not…

Let’s just say I was exhausted in a bad way when we were done.

Hence I’m not really sure how to rate this product.

This penis pump works, for sure.  But part of me — the part that was wincing every time I tried to close my legs — wishes it hadn’t!

Use only water based lube with this pump and discontinue use if it causes pain.  You don’t want to mess up your biggest asset, yanno?  Clean up with soap and water, store in your sock drawer.

You can pick one up from sextoy.com if you wanna give it a shot.  If not?  They have oodles and oodles of other sex toys so have a gander.  Something will catch your eye, even if this doesn’t.